Jeff Sessions morphs into flame spitting frog on national television!

Funny story written by b kenneth mcgee

Saturday, 16 June 2018

Attorney General Jeff Sessions stunned the panel on Fox & Friends this morning and forced the network to shut down when, as he spoke, he suddenly morphed into a small green flame spitting tree frog! A stunned panel led by Sean Hannity sat breathless for a few seconds before Hannity rushed to the AG's side to pick him up.

According to viewers, Sessions had just finished quoting an unknown section of the bible which he said justified the separation of children from parents at the US border. The transformation was instantaneous as Hannity rushed to his side and picked him up! What happened next caused the network to shut down. The frog suddenly exploded and thousands of the small flame spitting creatures filled the studio and spill into the streets of New York City!

According to a spokesperson, Fox News will be closed and Hannity will be on paid leave as the studio and Hannity will be fumigated for an unknown period of time.

In related news, President Trump went on a twitter rant today blaming Sessions for..."once again recusing himself!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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