(ADX Florence, Colorado) Ted Kaczynski, also known as the “Unabomber” for his twenty-year domestic terrorism record of sending explosive bombs to random people and penning a 35,000-word essay against technology, has found a new relevance in this age...
Through a great deal of personal work and group support, Kendra Burke of Charleston, South Carolina, arrived at a point at which she did not need anyone else to be her Valentine; instead, she has become her own Valentine. “It's empowering,” said K...
Nashville-based country music trio, Codependent Truckers, are getting rave reviews, not only for their gut-wrenching songs of love and loss, but also for bringing a new level of self-awareness to country music. "Classic country has always been rif...
Logan Cantwell of Nashville, Tennessee, had always been told that he was good at finding fault - but was disconcerted when one of the faults he found happened to belong to him. "Usually they're other people's," said Cantwell. "And I always return...
Pete Richardson of Nashville, Tennessee, thought he was being considerate when he offered to give his clingy, codependent girlfriend, Marissa Lowell, space, only to find that she took extreme offense at the gesture. "I just told her that instead o...
Despite some minor shortcomings pointed out by women he's dated, Charlie Murphy of Nashville, Tennessee, feels that he has real potential for being a great catch. "Once I fully quit smoking and start getting to the gym on a regular basis, I'll be...
A recent study conducted by the Sunshine Centre has revealed positive thinking to be totally awesome in all respects. "This is true feel-good news," said Sunshine Centre Director, Cassie Hayes. "We found that, whatever the situation - I don't like...
Last week, 34-year-old Ben Higgins of Nashville, Tennessee, started to say, "But on the other hand," only to realize that he had no idea how to finish the sentence. "My left hand didn't know what my right one was doing," said Higgins. "Total clust...
Witnessing the sharp appreciation of real estate in his formerly sketchy East Nashville neighborhood, Ward Paisley attempted to put the process of gentrification to work for himself, but with little success. "I encountered a lot of local resistanc...
Determined to replace her negative thought patterns with positive, happiness-promoting autosuggestions, Myra Lopez of Nashville, Tennessee, affirmed during her morning journaling that she was absolutely prefect in every way. “Enough of limiting be...
Responding to skyrocketing rates of depression, anxiety, and other mood disorders, international beverage company Sweet T, Inc., has introduced a bottling service for emotions. “We can handle virtually any unpleasant emotion,” boasted Sweet T CEO...
Slowly, over time, with a great deal of (well, some) personal work, Trent O’Hare of Nashville, Tennessee, reports that he’s become slightly less immature. “It’s pretty remarkable, if I don’t say so myself," said Trent. "Which I do. A lot. I think...
“Don’t compare yourself to others, it’s not a competition.” For years, these words were considered by many to be a foundation to a better life. However, in a recent nationwide poll, it would appear that we were wrong. Many leading wellness experts have come forward to confirm that not only will comparing yourself to others better your quality of life, but it will also decrease your need for social...
After much controversy and criticism over his unprecedented refusal to disclose certain sensitive personal and financial information, President Donald Trump finally released his Enneagram personality test results. Trump is an Enneagram Type Eight, a...
Recently, Catherine Parker of Nashville, Tennessee, made the extremely personal decision to put herself out there. “I'm ready,” she said. “This decision didn't come easily, but I've been working on Me for a long time, and it's really paid off. I'm...
After nine months of deep work identifying core values, assessing top life priorities, and taking a hard look at day-to-day financial realities, Jason Henderson's life coach finally unveiled the professional plan crafted specially for him: find a ful...
After over five decades of underachieving, cowering in corners, and, as she put it, “living life to the emptiest,” 52-year-old Lily Tower has decided that now is her time to blossom – and not just once a year, but in perpetuity. Lily explains that...
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