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Funny story: Bland Woman Suspected of Suffering from Borderline Personality

Bland Woman Suspected of Suffering from Borderline Personality

Struck by her generally bland manner peppered with the occasional mildly amusing remark, some acquaintances of Marsha Tuckerman of St. Louis, Missouri, have come to suspect that Tuckerman may suffer from a condition known as borderline personality.

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Funny story: Nashville Man Demonstrates High Levels of Artificial Intelligence

Nashville Man Demonstrates High Levels of Artificial Intelligence

No longer mere fodder for sci-fi novels and futuristic movie odysseys, artificial intelligence is a present-day reality, as demonstrated by 38-year-old Ben Higgins of Nashville, Tennessee. "I'm not actually smart at all," said Higgins, "but I've l...

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Funny story: Woman's Extroversion Given Away By Fact that She Never Stops Talking

Woman's Extroversion Given Away By Fact that She Never Stops Talking

At a work meeting during which she scarcely paused for breath between sentences, Erin Barnett mentioned that she tends to be extroverted – a quality that some of her colleagues had already gleaned from the fact that she never stops talking. “Yeah,...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Considers Becoming Bipolar

Nashville Man Considers Becoming Bipolar

"Emotions are exhausting," noted Ben Moffat of Nashville, Tennessee. "It would be a whole lot easier to have just two of them." For that reason,  Moffat explained that he is seriously considering becoming bipolar. "That way, when someone asks me h...

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Funny story: New York Man Finally Finds Therapist Smart Enough to Understand Him

New York Man Finally Finds Therapist Smart Enough to Understand Him

For all his exceptional looks, intelligence, and abilities, 28-year-old Bryce Rodman had had a checkered history with the therapists he'd worked with, until he finally found one smart enough to understand him. "I wouldn't say it's rocket science,...

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Funny story: Are You Psychotic? Answer this questionnaire and find out, you crazy bastard.

Are You Psychotic? Answer this questionnaire and find out, you crazy bastard.

By Dr. Ronald Thompson Are you psychotic? Sure, we all wonder that. In my practice, patients have asked me that question numerous times, and I always give them the same answer: Probably. But I needed more than that to actually prove that someon...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Man Realizes It's Not His Mother to Blame for All His Problems; It's His Father

Brooklyn Man Realizes It's Not His Mother to Blame for All His Problems; It's His Father

With the help of decades of therapy to turn around his addiction, self-esteem, and abandonment issues while trying to avoid being consumed with resentment at his narcissistic, manipulative mother for causing all his problems, 33-year-old Nate Wagoner...

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Funny story: Trump-Weary Americans Eager to Experience the "P" in PTSD

Trump-Weary Americans Eager to Experience the "P" in PTSD

In the face of accelerating climate chaos, threatened raids on undocumented immigrants and their families, and incessant presidential tweets reminding them of the maturity level of the person leading their nation, many Americans say that they are eag...

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Funny story: President Trump, THE Dysfunctional.

President Trump, THE Dysfunctional.

WHITE HOUSE, Washington D.C. USA: With British ambassador in the United States describing President Donald Trump and his entourage, as “inept” and “uniquely dysfunctional”, THE President, Donald Trump has now made the following statement: “My Pre...

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Funny story: Progressive Christian Therapist Secretly Judges Gay Client for Being Too Well-Adjusted

Progressive Christian Therapist Secretly Judges Gay Client for Being Too Well-Adjusted

Unlike most of his fundamentalist Christian fellows, progressive Christian psychologist Lee Haley of Nashville, Tennessee, doesn’t believe that gay men are doomed to hell or in need of therapeutic “conversion,” but he admitted to secretly judging his...

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Funny story: New York Writer Disappointed When His Deep-Rooted Existential Malaise Is Diagnosed as Basic Depression

New York Writer Disappointed When His Deep-Rooted Existential Malaise Is Diagnosed as Basic Depression

After decades of struggling with his deep-rooted existential malaise, Mitchell Hartley, a writer living in New York City, finally sought professional help in dealing with the transience of everything and the inherently unsatisfactory nature of life,...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Concludes Thinking Not Really for Him

Nashville Man Concludes Thinking Not Really for Him

One day while riding down a back road in his pickup truck, it occurred to Lucas Brody of Nashville, Tennessee, that thinking might be highly overrated. "Some people may enjoy it, but it's not really for me," he said. "To each his own." He didn'...

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Funny story: Neurologist Recommends Wall for Trump’s Borderline Personality

Neurologist Recommends Wall for Trump’s Borderline Personality

While many assertions have been made regarding United States President Donald Trump's mental state, neurologist Donald Fraser, M.D., has proposed an actual solution: a neuro-physical wall to protect the internal boundaries of Trump’s borderline perso...

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Funny story: Slowly, Over Time, Nashville Man Becomes Slightly Less Immature

Slowly, Over Time, Nashville Man Becomes Slightly Less Immature

Slowly, over time, with a great deal of (well, some) personal work, Trent O’Hare of Nashville, Tennessee, reports that he’s become slightly less immature. “It’s pretty remarkable, if I don’t say so myself," said Trent. "Which I do. A lot. I think...

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Funny story: Trump Finally Releases Enneagram Results

Trump Finally Releases Enneagram Results

After much controversy and criticism over his unprecedented refusal to disclose certain sensitive personal and financial information, President Donald Trump finally released his Enneagram personality test results. Trump is an Enneagram Type Eight, a...

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Funny story: How's Your Work/Life Balance?

How's Your Work/Life Balance?

To most of us, 'Work/Life Balance' means being able to effectively allocate sufficient time and effort to both work and other areas of our lives, such as family, so that we can function well, and enjoy both. If only achieving it were as easy as defining it! I find achieving it impossible, because I hate work so much. I loathe it. I detest it. I abhor it. I would like to drag it kicking...

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Funny story: LOL??? New Study Reports that People Are Funny

LOL??? New Study Reports that People Are Funny

A new study released today by the American Psychological Association reports that people are funny - not funny in the "ha-ha sense," clarified APA President Evan Cartwright, but funny as in "weird, strange, bizarre. F-ed up, if you will.” Cartwrig...

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