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Funny story: Wiggins comes clean on his “Black daddy” complex

Wiggins comes clean on his “Black daddy” complex

After years of therapy, Jermaine “Wiggy” Wiggins has made a major breakthrough. On the Greg Hill morning radio show this morning, Wiggy announced he’s just gone through a life altering change, realizing his fixation for certain NFL players stem fr…

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Funny story: Schizophrenics reach out to themselves

Schizophrenics reach out to themselves

Social distancing and all the paraphernalia that goes with it are causing those with split personality conditions a headache - or two. "It ain't easy," said Brad Park, currently being treated for schizophrenia. "I wear a facemask when I speak to m...

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Funny story: Corona Cosmos: What Kind of Social Distancer Are YOU?

Corona Cosmos: What Kind of Social Distancer Are YOU?

While the term “social distancing” has an off-puttingly clinical ring, the fact is, we each bring our own individual style and flair to the practice of self-isolation. What kind of social distancer are YOU? Peruse these common social distancing types...

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Funny story: Nashville Neurotic First to Achieve Tripolar Status

Nashville Neurotic First to Achieve Tripolar Status

Surpassing all mental health expectations, Cameron Foster of Nashville, Tennessee, became the first patient on record to be diagnosed as not merely bipolar, but tripolar. "It’s an honor," said 42-year-old Foster of his newfound claim to psychiatri...

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Funny story: Bland Woman Suspected of Suffering from Borderline Personality

Bland Woman Suspected of Suffering from Borderline Personality

Struck by her generally bland manner peppered with the occasional mildly amusing remark, some acquaintances of Marsha Tuckerman of St. Louis, Missouri, have come to suspect that Tuckerman may suffer from a condition known as borderline personality.

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Funny story: Nashville Man Demonstrates High Levels of Artificial Intelligence

Nashville Man Demonstrates High Levels of Artificial Intelligence

No longer mere fodder for sci-fi novels and futuristic movie odysseys, artificial intelligence is a present-day reality, as demonstrated by 38-year-old Ben Higgins of Nashville, Tennessee. "I'm not actually smart at all," said Higgins, "but I've l...

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Funny story: Woman's Extroversion Given Away By Fact that She Never Stops Talking

Woman's Extroversion Given Away By Fact that She Never Stops Talking

At a work meeting during which she scarcely paused for breath between sentences, Erin Barnett mentioned that she tends to be extroverted – a quality that some of her colleagues had already gleaned from the fact that she never stops talking. “Yeah,...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Considers Becoming Bipolar

Nashville Man Considers Becoming Bipolar

"Emotions are exhausting," noted Ben Moffat of Nashville, Tennessee. "It would be a whole lot easier to have just two of them." For that reason,  Moffat explained that he is seriously considering becoming bipolar. "That way, when someone asks me h...

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Funny story: New York Man Finally Finds Therapist Smart Enough to Understand Him

New York Man Finally Finds Therapist Smart Enough to Understand Him

For all his exceptional looks, intelligence, and abilities, 28-year-old Bryce Rodman had had a checkered history with the therapists he'd worked with, until he finally found one smart enough to understand him. "I wouldn't say it's rocket science,...

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Funny story: Are You Psychotic? Answer this questionnaire and find out, you crazy bastard.

Are You Psychotic? Answer this questionnaire and find out, you crazy bastard.

By Dr. Ronald Thompson Are you psychotic? Sure, we all wonder that. In my practice, patients have asked me that question numerous times, and I always give them the same answer: Probably. But I needed more than that to actually prove that someon...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Man Realizes It's Not His Mother to Blame for All His Problems; It's His Father

Brooklyn Man Realizes It's Not His Mother to Blame for All His Problems; It's His Father

With the help of decades of therapy to turn around his addiction, self-esteem, and abandonment issues while trying to avoid being consumed with resentment at his narcissistic, manipulative mother for causing all his problems, 33-year-old Nate Wagoner...

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Funny story: Trump-Weary Americans Eager to Experience the "P" in PTSD

Trump-Weary Americans Eager to Experience the "P" in PTSD

In the face of accelerating climate chaos, threatened raids on undocumented immigrants and their families, and incessant presidential tweets reminding them of the maturity level of the person leading their nation, many Americans say that they are eag...

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Funny story: President Trump, THE Dysfunctional.

President Trump, THE Dysfunctional.

WHITE HOUSE, Washington D.C. USA: With British ambassador in the United States describing President Donald Trump and his entourage, as “inept” and “uniquely dysfunctional”, THE President, Donald Trump has now made the following statement: “My Pre...

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Funny story: Progressive Christian Therapist Secretly Judges Gay Client for Being Too Well-Adjusted

Progressive Christian Therapist Secretly Judges Gay Client for Being Too Well-Adjusted

Unlike most of his fundamentalist Christian fellows, progressive Christian psychologist Lee Haley of Nashville, Tennessee, doesn’t believe that gay men are doomed to hell or in need of therapeutic “conversion,” but he admitted to secretly judging his...

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Funny story: New York Writer Disappointed When His Deep-Rooted Existential Malaise Is Diagnosed as Basic Depression

New York Writer Disappointed When His Deep-Rooted Existential Malaise Is Diagnosed as Basic Depression

After decades of struggling with his deep-rooted existential malaise, Mitchell Hartley, a writer living in New York City, finally sought professional help in dealing with the transience of everything and the inherently unsatisfactory nature of life,...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Concludes Thinking Not Really for Him

Nashville Man Concludes Thinking Not Really for Him

One day while riding down a back road in his pickup truck, it occurred to Lucas Brody of Nashville, Tennessee, that thinking might be highly overrated. "Some people may enjoy it, but it's not really for me," he said. "To each his own." He didn'...

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Funny story: Neurologist Recommends Wall for Trump’s Borderline Personality

Neurologist Recommends Wall for Trump’s Borderline Personality

While many assertions have been made regarding United States President Donald Trump's mental state, neurologist Donald Fraser, M.D., has proposed an actual solution: a neuro-physical wall to protect the internal boundaries of Trump’s borderline perso...

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