Written by Al N.

Wednesday, 14 March 2018

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Trump's lawyers insist that Ms. Daniels is talking out of her ass.

Baton Rouge, LA Porn star Stormy Daniels talked about the non-disclosure agreement between her and Donald Trump.

"At first, I of course didn't want anyone to know I had anything to do with Trump. I mean, look at him! He's an obese, orange, obscene, moronic sexual predator narcissist. I at first didn't want anyone to think I had been with him, money or no money. To be honest, it makes me want to puke just thinking about it" said Stormy.

"But after he became President, it was the other way around. Suddenly, he's paying me not to say anything, which at first I was only too glad to do. But now that it might totally screw him up, I'm really trying to do whatever I can to make it rough for that smelly old man" Stormy said, ending the interview.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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