It's no coincidence that North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un wants to meet U.S. Presisdent Trump, at the same time as a sex scandal has hit the White House.
According to Un,
"We not going to meet to talk wimpy peace! I going to meet American porn star Stormy Daniels! Got all her movies! 'Big Bang Her Theory'! 'The Shape of Water Boobies'! 'The Sex O'Clock News'! I big, big fan! Trump going to help me meet her in May! Mister Happy down there is very happy indeed!"
The adult film star in question, one Stormy Daniels, has recently returned to headlines as she questions her alleged nondisclosure agreement, which she signed prior to the 2016 presidential election, but which she claims old orange-face did not. With her beautiful face all over the news, word of this reached even North Korea, which has it's own strange porn industry.
Kim Jong Un is apparently also a fan of bad hair cut porn and porn stars with big missiles.
"Get me date with the Stormy Daniels, Misser President, or else!" Un told reporters, ominously, adding, "Or else I show her who is the real 'rocket man'!"
Un ran off to his private movie theater in Pyong Yang, cackling, "Because as you know, once you go North Korean, you...uh...you must obey Great Leader!", adding that he couldn't come up with anything that rhymed with 'North Korean'.