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Funny story: Ocasio-Cortez Is Thinking (Out Loud) Again

Ocasio-Cortez Is Thinking (Out Loud) Again

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) is still considered a freshman in the House of Representatives but talks like a seasoned veteran in the arena of national politics. Believing that our system is totally flawed, she proposes revolutionary ideas almo...

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Funny story: U.S. House of Representatives and the Cabinet Contemplate Declaring Trump Incompetent Via the 25th Amendment

U.S. House of Representatives and the Cabinet Contemplate Declaring Trump Incompetent Via the 25th Amendment

Washington, D.C. As the House and the Cabinet discuss whether to use the 25th Amendment to force Trump to step down, Sen. Chuck Schumer was heard to say, "If Trump isn't crazy enough to use the 25th Amendment to get rid of him, then WHO IS?" "The...

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Funny story: US Mid-Term Elections: Trump Hails "Biggest Win Ever, Massivest Win Ever"

US Mid-Term Elections: Trump Hails "Biggest Win Ever, Massivest Win Ever"

So-called US President Donald J Trump has claimed that it was all down to him that Republican candidates had made a clean sweep in winning all senate, house and governor elections. In an early morning tweet Mr Trump claimed credit for his campaign...

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Funny story: Trump Loses Fight with a Lamb

Trump Loses Fight with a Lamb

Washington, DC - A young lamb wearing blue just showed up from a deeply red district in Pennsylvania, and President Donald Trump is running scared. He called the lamb a "sham" but the name would not stick. He said he was better looking than the lam...

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Funny story: Trump Calls for Impeaching the Freedom Caucus

Trump Calls for Impeaching the Freedom Caucus

Washington, DC President Trump today announced that the Freedom Caucus must be impeached, or arrested, for disloyalty. He has also threatened to call out the National Guard if the House of Representatives doesn't IMMEDIATELY start impeachment proceed...

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Funny story: Senator declares "I'm not a scientist" one too many times

Senator declares "I'm not a scientist" one too many times

Senator Marco Rubio, known for his lack of scientific training, was quoted as using the disclaimer for what might end up being one too many times. Rubio has been quoted as using "I am not a scientist" in response to the following questions: "...

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Funny story: US House congratulates itself on action to inform, inflame, inveigle, and induce

US House congratulates itself on action to inform, inflame, inveigle, and induce

Last Thursday the US House of Representatives passed resolution HR 758 criticizing Russia on Ukraine. It passed 411-10. Yesterday the House passed a new resolution to congratulate itself on Thursday's success. This new resolution, HR 758b, is...

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Funny story: Democrats To Regain House And Keep The Senate

Democrats To Regain House And Keep The Senate

Don't tell Republicans, but in the November 2014 election, the Democrats will keep the Senate and regain the House of Representatives, and say hello once again to: Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi. Democrats will succeed only if the Republican...

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Funny story: Men Must Not Submit To Wives' Requests

Men Must Not Submit To Wives' Requests

In elections for the Presidency in 2008 and 2012 Obama would not have won except for the women's vote. The same is true in many Congressional Districts currently held by democrats. Because of this, GOP House Speaker John Boehner has been providing...

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Funny story: Spoof reporter almost gets his n**ts in a twist and thrown off a f**king balcony

Spoof reporter almost gets his n**ts in a twist and thrown off a f**king balcony

According to spokespersons for Representative Michael Grimm (R-NY), he did not follow up threats to NY1 reporter Michael Scotto with similar threats to a Spoof reporter. However, a representative for Spoof reporter Pepe Warezabar states the case d...

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Funny story: "Worst Congress" flees into desert following speeches and banquet at annual celebration

"Worst Congress" flees into desert following speeches and banquet at annual celebration

Yesterday, with a nine percent approval rating as the "worst Congress in history," current members proceeded to their annual celebration somewhere in the Arizona desert. All did not end well, however, as Senator Reid explained, staring gravely int...

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Funny story: Republicans Announce Social Security Lottery

Republicans Announce Social Security Lottery

Washington DC Republican House of Representatives leaders today announced plans for a new bill to fix Social Security. Speaker of the House John Boehner spoke today and said, "I have two important announcements to make. One--we have come up with...

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Funny story: Senate And House To Vote On Controversial Suspicion

Senate And House To Vote On Controversial Suspicion

A green light was signaled earlier today, clearing the way for the House and Senate to take a vote on the controversial suspicion of whether or not Frank Sinatra is or isn't the father of Mia Farrow's son, Ronan, born while she was the inamorata of f...

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Funny story: Michigan Locals Outraged Over Repeal of Bumper Sticker Laws

Michigan Locals Outraged Over Repeal of Bumper Sticker Laws

A Michigan law enacted in 1929 made it illegal to display a bumper sticker for any group that you're not actually a part of. Earlier in the week, the Michigan House of Representatives unanimously voted to repeal the bizarre and long-unenforced la...

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Funny story: Ted Cruz goes on a shooting spree in the House of Representatives

Ted Cruz goes on a shooting spree in the House of Representatives

BREAKING NEWS : In a startling and dramatic political gambit Texas junior Senator Ted Cruz (R) invaded the House chamber today brandishing an automatic rifle, two pistols and several hand grenades. The event happened sometime after the lunch reces...

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Funny story: House Republicans pass Legislation to shutdown the Senate

House Republicans pass Legislation to shutdown the Senate

In a a startling development earlier today the House Republican majority passed a bill to shut the Senate down permanently. The resolution H RES 420 passed 233 - 200, strictly on party lines. While the House and the Senate have often been at odds...

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Funny story: Calling House Republicans "Neanderthals," Biden Bungles Again

Calling House Republicans "Neanderthals," Biden Bungles Again

Gaffe-prone Vice President Joe Biden, speaking at an event celebrating his signature legislative achievement, the Violence Against Women Act (VAWA), at one point called the House Republicans who opposed renewal of the Act in 2012 the "Neanderthal cro...

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