Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Monday, 26 February 2018

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BILLINGSGATE POST: During this morning's White House briefing, Sarah Huckabee Sanders confirmed the rumor that the President and Robert Mueller were seen together at Little Miss Whiskey's Golden Dollar last night with their arms around each other's shoulders belting out Kareoke as a duet entry in the night's contest.

BILLINGSGATE POST crack investigative reporter, Slim Everdingle, broke this story which has the Beltway in an uproar because neither of these two men were known to carry a tune, much less sing in a public gathering.

This same bar was in the news earlier this year. It was reported that Congresswoman Maxine Waters had her neck bitten by her own false teeth while singing a James Brown hit, "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag." Maxine explained that she had removed her false teeth and put them on the bar, because when she attempted to hit the high notes, her teeth kept slipping. One of the other singers, who has yet to be identified, picked up her dentures and used them to bite her neck when she missed a high note while singing the song.

Little Miss Whiskey's Golden Dollar is located in the Atlas District near the Nation's capital. Described as having "mismatched seating and offbeat accents" (neon signs, crystal chandeliers, lots of purple) it is not a place where you would usually find older gentlemen frequenting, much less, adversaries such as Trump and Mueller. But in a place where there is often a "parity vibe" with folks "dancing and singing the night away," anything can happen and often does.

Perhaps they were taken in by "friendly" staffers who offered a "wide variety of whiskeys" and "frozen alcoholic slushies" that are a "guaranteed hangover, but so good."

NOTE: Slim Everdingle is still recovering from his own hangover, having been caught up in the revelry of the evening. Slim: "It's a dirty job, but someones gotta do it."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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