Hillary Twerks Joe Biden In Scranton: Pantsuit Reveals Bite Marks In Buttock Region

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Tuesday, 16 August 2016

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Horse's Ass

BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday, while visiting Joe Biden's boyhood home in Scranton, Pennsylvania, it was reported that Clinton had trouble keeping her balance while standing outside the house. Earlier in the day, she was caught on camera stumbling while trying to make her way from the podium during a rally with Biden.

Calling this and other reports of her instability, "part of a far right-wing conspiracy," she dismissed the subject by claiming that she was, "merely twerking the mischievous Vice President."

"See this," she exclaimed while showing off her provocative twerking moves to her adoring coterie of vitally concerned non-entity, liberal, left leaning, progressive, shrill-voiced crop of bat-winged belligerents who make up her press corp.

Indeed, there were tooth marks on her pantsuit in a place most closely identified with the buttock region of one's anatomy.

"That's good enough for us," chimed the aforementioned media dilettantes.

Biden, who one pundit dismissed by saying; "They ruined a perfectly good horse's ass when they put teeth in his mouth," smiled as he looked on.

"Stumble, my ass! This lady can flat-out twerk!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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