Written by Glenn Wilson

Wednesday, 4 May 2016

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They want to block us by land and sea.

With hurricane season technically only weeks away, the Democrats and Republicans have once again started bashing each other.

The two groups met today for a luncheon at Cracker Barrel to discuss climate change. Once talk turned to hurricanes all Hell broke loose, in particular 2015 hurricane Joaquin. The hurricane threatened the east coast last year which led Republicans to announce plans to put a wall up along the coastline.

Representative Dell Troyer (R), Virginia, said that this is just one more route for illegals to enter the country. "We have to stop these people and hurricanes from coming in here illegally. We don't know his background or anything. We need a wall now!", said Troyer.

But the Democrats were not going down without a fight. Representative Barbara Hilton, (D), Alabama, said that we should welcome these hurricanes with open arms. "They should have the same rights as American named hurricanes. We should welcome them, give them a license and allow them to vote."

The group will meet again next Wednesday at the local KFC to discuss diversity in the workplace.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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