In another exclusive for TheSpoof, we interview Manuel Cisterna Ubendos, who has been a cleaner in the White House for 14 years. "I am very glad to have Mr Biden as president," said the 46-year-old Mexican. "All of the cleaning staff are. He makes…
President Trump complained to reporters that he saw so many brown faces in Arizona that he thought he was in Mexico. "I say I'm building a wall, so here they come...faces half covered, ready to steal jobs from real Americans." When the current…
Salt Lake City -A biologist's refusal to pay his restaurant tab has led to his arrest, but has also incited heated controversy in the town of Falls Face, Utah. It is a topic of intense discussion after Paul Ramses, 26, working as a consultant with...
A Mexican jockey pulled a fast one over the weekend. Horse jockey, Jose Hernandez, aka "The Druggie", was racing his horse, Ask Jesus, at the Killeagh Point-to-Point in Ireland on Sunday, when Hernandez decided to eat a burrito in the middle of t...
Some say he is spending his executive time watching TV. Some say he is tweeting. There’s been a lot of speculation about the ways in which the President of the United States spends his unstructured, “executive time”. The whole thing would’ve rema...
The German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Elite, an organization of gifted Germans is discussing statistical data concerning illegal Mexicans. The data shows Mexican DNA traits to be prone to violence and to retarding the human gene pool in...
Qatar are hosting the Soccer World Cup in 2022 and are hoping that oil prices will rise sharply because the price of slaves building the necessary infra-structure has risen astronomically! Ali al-Emadi , Qatar's finance minister, has told Jaggedon...
BOSTON GLOBE AP -- Donald Trump has chosen Andy Puzder for secretary of labor. As the ultrarich CEO of restaurant chains, he relies on the most easily exploited non-union labor for the dirty work, usually Latino immigrants, which doesn't compo...
Washington D.C. - in a press conference here this morning, Paul Ryan released a video of Trump farting and then bragging about how well he can fart. On the video, the fart can be heard to last for a full nine seconds, at a pitch at least two octaves...
Chuy, from the television program Chelsea Lately, who is also known by his Mexican wrestler name, Mascarita Sagrada, (Holy Little Mask) held a press conference today in Sal Si Puedes, Mexico, in which he revealed that he is the "bad hombre" that Dona...
GOP presidential candidate, Donald Trump, demanded today that the statue of liberty be torn down and sent back to France, which gifted the statue to the U.S. He held a press conference on Liberty Island in New York Harbor where the statue is locate...
Donald Trump uses his audience's racial animus and rage to attack Hispanics, African and Middle Eastern Americans, and mocks women and disabled people with impunity. He plays to his supporters' fears and prejudices. His campaign has been based on b...
Completely misunderstanding Mitt Romney's concept of self deportation, Donald Trump took it upon himself to deport a man to his home country. Now Donald Trump and his staff are facing kidnapping and terrorism charges after forcing Jesus Chavez, a US...
The city of Los Angeles has lost out on $80,000 in a stadium rental deal because it accidentally served brown M&Ms to Donald Trump and his VIP guests in the buffet. The rumor is that brown M&Ms represent Mexicans and Muslims to Donald Trum...
Donald Trump called for a ban on Mexican wolf re-introduction programs that have been in place for decades, programs aimed at restoring the wolf to it's historical place in the southwestern US's ecosystem. The Mexican wolf, canis lupus baileyi, ha...
After his rival Hillary Clinton criticized Donald Trump for a lack of specific policy proposals, Trump revealed an economic plan to develop the southwestern US into one large continuous golf course. Trumpadero Links and Resort will cover nearly o...
With hurricane season technically only weeks away, the Democrats and Republicans have once again started bashing each other. The two groups met today for a luncheon at Cracker Barrel to discuss climate change. Once talk turned to hurricanes al...
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