Written by Al N.

Wednesday, 27 April 2016

image for Republicans to Postpone Election Until They Can Get a Candidate that Won't Lose in a Landslide
Rank and file Republicans are hoping Trump supporters will wake up before it's too late...

Washington, DC The Republican Party admitted that it hadn't a clue on how to get a candidate that could actually win an election for President of the U.S. With recent candidates like John McCain and Mitt Romney that have trouble carrying their home states, the party is really starting to panic with Trump in the lead with the most delegates.

"This could end up worse that Johnson vs. Goldwater" said a senator, referring to the largest Democratic landslide in history.

"The plan is to postpone the election at least until Trump does something that even his supporters can't stomach. Knowing Trump, that shouldn't take too long!" spoke a Republican analyst.

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