Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Tuesday, 15 December 2015

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BILLINGSGATE POST: In reply to Donald Trump calling him a "maniac" on FOX NEWS this Sunday, Senator Ted Cruz came back with a low-blow, counter punch that literally floored the Donald by referring to the man who has everything as a Labradoodle Liberal.

Confused? Everyone knows about limousine liberals; pompous assholes who want everyone else to use mass transit while they skoot around the world in their private jet, spewing out CO2 by the ton. A Labradoodle Liberal wants everyone else to own Miniature Teacup Yorkies. While he struts around with his giant Labradoodle, pooping pounds of waste into the environment on a daily basis, the Yorkie owner picks up poop with a tweezers before it hits the ground.

Let's be fair. Trump actually said that Cruz was, "like a little bit of a maniac." Perhaps Cruz should have said that Trump was, "like a Miniature Teacup Yorkie."

By now, Cruz should know that you can't sucker-punch Trump without expecting him to come back with a howitzer of his own.

Let the dog fight begin.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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