Donald Trump's mother was born in Stornoway, Scotland, but the Donald has had problems with Scotland, and today, they have given him the boot.
This has to do with the Donald's latest epistle in which he states he's for "a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States."
While I share the Donald's sentiments, I don't go shouting it out loud so the world can take note. Keep it under your breath, man! But no! So look what's happened.
The Donald began building a 1 billion pound luxury golfing complex on the Aberdeenshire coast around 2008, in the face of local opposition.
Coincidentally the government made a decision to build 11 wind turbines near the golf course. The Donald likened this action to the Lockerbie bombing which resulted in 259 deaths.
As a result of his latest comments, which has been described as "racist, fascist, and just plain bad," the Donald has been ejected from his own golf club. The head pro took the Donald's golf clubs and threw them in the drink in an act of defiance.
Inside the Day Room, the concierge, while playing Bridge, through a card down, and said, "Trump is trumped."