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Monday, 18 May 2015


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image for 50,000 dope dealers 'including drone pot delivery service' following Obama's @POTus tweets
Hello Twitter, it's Barack! Where's my f***ing spliff? 6yrs in they're finally giving me a weed permit, like duh!

Washington DC - East Coast pot entrepreneurs Bong-U-Like were one of the first to retweet Barack Obama's inaugural message from the newly launched @POTus account.

The drone pot delivery service operates a major concession in DC with the President said to be a big fan along with his Veep Joe Biden and just about all the staffers on Capitol Hill.

Withing 10 minutes Obama's first message was retweeted 100,000 times and favorited more than 50,000 times - mostly by local weed dealers touting some tasty Memorial Weekend Matanuska Thunderf**k.

Three grand an ounce, Bitcoins welcome.

By 3pm Obama's following had mushroomed to over 10m including half the ganja smoking population of Jamaica where the US President is viewed as an Audacity Of Dope sex god.

Tonight the Twittersphere is agog with excitement as the President's Hello Twitter, it's Barack! Where's my f****ing spliff? 6 years in they're finally giving me my own weed growing permit. Duh! goes viral.

Probably there'll be hell to pay for when Michelle finds out.

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