Obama Blames Climate Change for Racial Unrest

Written by Moose

Tuesday, 28 April 2015

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WASHINGTON, DC - Climate change "is not a problem for another generation," President Obama said Wednesday during an Earth Day address in Baltimore. "This is a problem now."

The president outlined a series of taxes he has pushed to restrict capitalism and promote "free money" for the disadvantaged.

The recent racial unrest is a prime example of the damage that can be wrought by rising global temperatures, Obama said after a tour of Baltimore, Maryland, the scene of recent violent racial unrest.

"If we don't act," he said, "there may not be a Baltimore as we know it."

Obama called 2014 the planet's warmest year recorded and said 14 of the 15 hottest years on record have resulted in racial unrest.

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