WASHINGTON, DC - It appears that Hillary Clinton violated protocol by employing a personal coffee cup while she was Secretary of State. This is an offense and may be against the law.
Hillary Clinton used her own coffee cup for her daily dose of caffeine while she was the Secretary of State.
In fact, Hillary didn't even have an official government-issued coffee cup as part of government protocol, according to The Spoof. She lacked any overlooking coffee-cup agency while she was employed as Secretary of State for a time span of four years.
It seems that such a huge blunder ought not to have been allowed to happen in the first place. The story goes that short of an emergency situation such blatant usage of a personal coffee cup is a surefire crime in governmental work.
Will this huge blunder cost Ms. Clinton the presidency? We report... You decide...