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Funny story: Face Transplant Goes Wrong, And Woman Ends Up Looking Like Bill Cosby

Face Transplant Goes Wrong, And Woman Ends Up Looking Like Bill Cosby

A doctor in California has been severely criticised after a face transplant operation he performed went completely tits-up, and left the patient wishing she had never bothered. Cameron Feylyer, 26, one of life's losers, tried to take her own life...

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Funny story: Piss up in a German brewery ends up in plastic boob battle!!

Piss up in a German brewery ends up in plastic boob battle!!

Dusseldorf; Saturday 18th August...After being invited to a super wedding at a German private brewery, Jaggedone, boob looker imperial, found out there was much to be observed after a number of German Fraulein's decided to hang it all out! As the...

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Funny story: Latest craze in the UK! Big bums and bouncy boobs are in, unedited, untouched, non-plastic!

Latest craze in the UK! Big bums and bouncy boobs are in, unedited, untouched, non-plastic!

A super-sized model from the UK has blown away all the myths surrounding the female body by presenting her latest swimsuit collection herself, including cellulite, bumps, and lumps, that normally are 'touched up' by magazine artists! Women with si...

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Funny story: Tea tree oils increase size of male breasts, not female ones!

Tea tree oils increase size of male breasts, not female ones!

US Scientists have discovered something that will put plastic surgery for males out of date and, all skinny males, transsexuals, body-builders, etc, have to do now is rub their titties with tea tree or lavender oil! Sorry ladies, but the oils do n...

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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Has Neck Surgery While on "Vacation"

Bill O'Reilly Has Neck Surgery While on "Vacation"

Bill O'Reilly has quickly realized he can't control the unflattering pictures of him the media have published alongside stories of his alleged sexual harassment of colleagues. So, he decided to do the one thing he could do to improve his appearance:...

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Funny story: Slimmed Down Mama "The Hut" June Donates Extra Chins To Chinese

Slimmed Down Mama "The Hut" June Donates Extra Chins To Chinese

Looking unrecognizable after weight loss and cosmetic surgery, Mama June has become a hero to an unfortunate few in China after she donated her excess chins for transplant surgeries. The extra skin stayed in China after June's surgery, now Chines...

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Funny story: Drake Fans Have Plastic Surgery To Look Like The Popular Star

Drake Fans Have Plastic Surgery To Look Like The Popular Star

Men, women, and even children as young as five are having the suddenly popular Drakoplasty surgery. This reporter first heard of the procedure when a family member was lamenting her lack of $30,000 so she could have the surgery. Drake, the mult...

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Funny story: Who was Zsa Zsa Gabor?

Who was Zsa Zsa Gabor?

The sad news that another world renowned diva has passed over to the illustrious home of stars in heaven hit the headlines today, Zsa Zsa Gabor gently slid away. After losing Prince, Bowie, Thomas the Tank Engine, Lemmy (was he a diva?) and other...

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Funny story: Pill May Be Available To Raise IQ Of White Male Trump Followers

Pill May Be Available To Raise IQ Of White Male Trump Followers

The Quinnipiac University poll released a month ago had Trump leading among white men and white women The poll had Trump leading Clinton among white men, 60 percent to 36 percent. While the margin has recently narrowed a bit, it is clear that it wil...

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Funny story: Man demands surgery to give him another anus

Man demands surgery to give him another anus

Chicago man Chicago Mann, 37, has demanded that his doctor "tears him a new one". Mr Mann says that he has always identified as a man with two anuses, although he was born with only one. "It's literally as if I'm a man with two anuses trapped in t...

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Funny story: Tom Brady Botoxed - Tom, we hardly knew ye.

Tom Brady Botoxed - Tom, we hardly knew ye.

There may be many ways to deal with one's 39th birthday-or Deflategate fallout. Take New England Patriot superstar Tom Brady, for instance. He apparently accompanied his wife to Paris sometime this year for a secret rendezvous with the best face w...

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Funny story: Rachel Dolezal to Undergo Race Reassignment Surgery

Rachel Dolezal to Undergo Race Reassignment Surgery

Former NAACP activist Rachel Dolezal has reportedly hired the late Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon, Dr. Avrahim Schwarzgoy, to perform a race-reassignment operation on her. "She's always felt herself to be a black soul-sista trapped in a nerdy w...

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Funny story: Woman Looses Breast Implant In Vacuum Cleaner Mishap

Woman Looses Breast Implant In Vacuum Cleaner Mishap

Spartanburg, SC: A bag-less upright is bag-less no more. On Friday a woman was convalescing from a breast augmentation when a tragedy occurred. Around 1:15 PM police and medical personnel were dispatched to the home of a hysterical husband. Lt. Br...

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Funny story: Hillary 'a dead ringer for Zsa Zsa Gabor' following $250,000 facelift

Hillary 'a dead ringer for Zsa Zsa Gabor' following $250,000 facelift

New York - Reconstructive surgeons worked for five hours solid on the bare-faced cheek of the woman destined to be the nation's face. The resulting 'Bride of Clintonstein' special effects are due for their world premiere on Sunday when Hillary Cli...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Attacks Her Pro Palestinian Plastic Surgeon for Making Her Look Like Yassar Arafat - Israel Refuses Her Asylum As West Bank Rejoices

Joan Rivers Attacks Her Pro Palestinian Plastic Surgeon for Making Her Look Like Yassar Arafat - Israel Refuses Her Asylum As West Bank Rejoices

Joan Rivers recent comments seemingly to support Israeli actions, backfired as her Beverly Hills plastic surgeon took revenge. Apparently sick of being associated as Joan Rivers loyal plastic surgeon, he had been subjected to daily protests from anti...

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Funny story: 85 Year Old Joan Rivers To Be Melted And Used By Prison Inmates

85 Year Old Joan Rivers To Be Melted And Used By Prison Inmates

85-year-old comedienne Joan Rivers has apologized for making a pretty funny joke on the "Today" show Tuesday in which she compared living arrangements with her daughter to the ordeal of three women held captive for a decade by Ariel Castro. The jo...

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Funny story: Disturbing Plastic Surgery for Pets Trend Sweeping Across United States

Disturbing Plastic Surgery for Pets Trend Sweeping Across United States

Pet owners wanting to turn their pets into lookalikes of their favourite celebrities, a craze that began in Los Angeles, could be headed across the USA. Plastic surgery for dogs and cats is big business in Tinsel Town where pet owners are paying i...

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