A 78-Year-Old Iowa Grandmother Caught With 14 Pounds of Marijuana In Her Bra

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 18 April 2014

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Mrs. Fanfeister on her way to pick up the 14 pounds of pot.

WATERLOO, Iowa - Law enforcement officers in Waterloo report making one of the most unusual busts in history.

Waterloo Police Department spokesperson Sherlock Stallgarden informed the news media that officers searched 78-year-old Olivia Eunice Fanfeister and found 14 pounds of Durango Bango marijuana stuffed in her 38-DD bra.

Stallgarden explained that Mrs. Fanfeister had stuffed 7 pounds of pot in each cup.

When the elderly grandmother was brought in to the station house to be photographed and fingerprinted she tried to say that the arresting officer had molested her.

Needless to say no one believed her since the arrest had been videotaped.

Mrs. Fanfeister asked if she could make a phone call. She was told that she would be allowed one call.

She then proceeded to call the local Pompous Pizza Parlor and ordered 4 large double pepperoni pizzas for all of the police station staff.

SIDENOTE: After learning that Mrs. Fanfeister had no previous arrest record, it was decided by everyone concerned to simply let the 78-year-old grandmother go with just a slap on the tit, ah wrist.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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