Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 30 March 2014

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The Snowman International Airport runway in Aspen will be lengthened by 1,300 feet in order to accommodate larger plane

ASPEN, Colorado - The city of Aspen is reporting that it will be doubling the size of Snowman International Airport.

Airport Spokeswoman Chelsea Tallydollar told the members of the news media that just since the first of January, the volume of flights into and out of Aspen has gone up by 700 percent.

She noted that the high volume of ticket sales will more than pay for the new construction work.

Miss Tallydollar, who was Miss Aspen of 2012, stated that the airport will also be installing two dozen Help Yourself Marijuana Dispensing Machines.

She stated that the airport hopes to have a total of 50 by the first part of June.

Meanwhile, the Aspen City Council said that due to the tax on pot, the city has managed to pay off the $2.7 million loan it had received from the city of Colorado Springs.

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