Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 29 March 2014

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Granny Daffy sitting in her trailer house watching reruns of Gilligan's Island.

GREENSBORO, North Carolina - A 73-year-old Greensboro grandmother identified as Daffodil "Daffy" Fugglefield swears that she had no idea that sexting was against the law.

Granny Daffy, as her 19 grandkids call her, told arresting officers that she was merely talking to her 68-year-old boyfriend Tyrus Mudmoney and she kind of got carried away with her texting after he told her that she had the prettiest upper thigh cellulite he had ever seen.

Mrs. Fugglefield, who divorced her third husband, Ebenezer Fugglefield this past Valentine's Day, stressed that before that one sexting incident she had never texted the words ass, hooha, wiener, knockers, booty, crotch cookie, or muffin tickler even once.

Meanwhile Tyrus has said that he just kind of fell in love with the cougar and she sort of led him on telling him that she really liked him and that she was going to make him an apple pie, a pair of boxer shorts, and show him her landing strip.

SIDENOTE: The county district attorney has said that he may allow Mrs. Fugglefield to get off with a stern warning and a promise to never ever again type the words crotch cookie or muffin tickler.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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