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85 year-old Brit pensioner blames fruit tea for losing her teeth!

Funny story: 85 year-old Brit pensioner blames fruit tea for losing her teeth!

After 85 years on the planet and sipping diverse teas for most of the time, an 85 year-old Brit pensioner has now found out why her teeth are in the jar and not in her mouth! Scientists have issued a study claiming acidic teas, and other terrible...

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Frail grandma eaten by cats

Funny story: Frail grandma eaten by cats

Neighbors said it was just a matter of time before Mabel became a victim of a violent attack. Raised in a rural town near Tonsillmania, locking the the doors and windows at night was not a priority. But perhaps it is now. Grandaughter Matt...

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Student Misses Final Exam After His Dog Eats His Grandmother

Funny story: Student Misses Final Exam After His Dog Eats His Grandmother

OXFORD, OH--Tragically, a student at Miami University, who had already lost three of his grandmothers earlier in the semester, lost his fourth grandmother when his dog, a pit-bull named Gator, ate her the night before his final exam. The dog the...

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A 78-Year-Old Iowa Grandmother Caught With 14 Pounds of Marijuana In Her Bra

Funny story: A 78-Year-Old Iowa Grandmother Caught With 14 Pounds of Marijuana In Her Bra

WATERLOO, Iowa - Law enforcement officers in Waterloo report making one of the most unusual busts in history. Waterloo Police Department spokesperson Sherlock Stallgarden informed the news media that officers searched 78-year-old Olivia Eunice Fan...

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A North Carolina Grandmother Gets Arrested For Sexting

Funny story: A North Carolina Grandmother Gets Arrested For Sexting

GREENSBORO, North Carolina - A 73-year-old Greensboro grandmother identified as Daffodil "Daffy" Fugglefield swears that she had no idea that sexting was against the law. Granny Daffy, as her 19 grandkids call her, told arresting officers that she...

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Local Man Blamed For Grandmother's Death

Funny story: Local Man Blamed For Grandmother's Death

Wilbert Flannery was accused by his family of killing his grandmother so he could inherit her house and money she had hid around the house. After the Williamsburg, Alabama resident was taken in by police, they had to let him go because of lack of...

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A 71-Year-Old Geography Teacher Wins $100,000 In A Twerking Contest

Funny story: A 71-Year-Old Geography Teacher Wins $100,000 In A Twerking Contest

NEW ORLEANS - The Louisiana Department of Festivities has just announced that a 61-year-old high school geography teacher from Lafayette, Louisiana has just won first place in the 1st Annual Louisiana Twerking Contest. Noranelle Grainquist was the...

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A 91-Year-Old Great-Grandmother In Georgia Arrested After Police Find 3 Tons of Marijuana In Her Greenhouse

Funny story: A 91-Year-Old Great-Grandmother In Georgia Arrested After Police Find 3 Tons of Marijuana In Her Greenhouse

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Local police have made what they are calling the biggest marijuana bust in the state's history. Half a dozen officers with the Savannah Police Department raided the home of 91-year-old Agnes Leona Pigeonberry a retired high sch...

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Grandma banned from rugby club

A Gateshead grandmother has been given a life ban from her local rugby club, Wearside Werewolves. The 76-year-old prop-forward was shown the red card for going down on her opposing hooker during a tense game against local rivals Toon Tykes. For...

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79 Year Old Cat Lady Climbs Giant Oak and Refuses to Come Down

Funny story: 79 Year Old Cat Lady Climbs Giant Oak and Refuses to Come Down

A 79 year old grandmother, known locally as the Cat Lady because of her habit of taking in thousands of homeless cats over the years, has climbed a giant Oak tree in her front yard and has refused to come down. Neighbors say that Mrs. Gloria Fel...

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Paul Ryan's Grandmother Is Voting For President Obama

Funny story: Paul Ryan's Grandmother Is Voting For President Obama

OSHKOSH, Wisconsin - Paul Ryan has just received some devastating political news. It appears that his grandmother Mayshack Ophelia Woodpeckler, 93, has written him a letter telling him that she has decided that she is going to vote for President O...

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Well Intentioned Grandma Cleans Foreheads Of Passersby With Saliva Coated Thumb

Funny story: Well Intentioned Grandma Cleans Foreheads Of Passersby With Saliva Coated Thumb

SPOKANE, WA-Ruth Briggsby, a 64-year-old grandmother of five and retired school teacher, was driving home from the pharmacy on the morning of Ash Wednesday, when she passed the new Catholic Church on 18th Avenue just as its congregation was leavi...

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Kidnapped Grandma forced to rob bank with Bomb. Claims: It was the most fun I have ever had in my Entire Life

Funny story: Kidnapped Grandma forced to rob bank with Bomb. Claims: It was the most fun I have ever had in my Entire Life

A New Orleans, Louisiana grandma, 67 year old Anna Flakes, joyfully told a group of arresting officers that her experience of having been abducted, fitted with a live bomb and forced to rob a bank was the most fun she has ever had in her entire life.

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Grandma Gets Arrested, Tased, Killed, and Brought Back to Life Because She Fed a Goose

Funny story: Grandma Gets Arrested, Tased, Killed, and Brought Back to Life Because She Fed a Goose

An 85-year-old grandmother was arrested last night in Baton Rouge, Louisiana for feeding wild geese. Mrs. Sadie DuBois was placed under arrest when she was witnessed feeding dried corn to the local geese inhabiting Stonewall Jackson Park. Accor...

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95 year-old granny from Braintree "brains" burglar with her brolly and is found guilty of GBH!

Funny story: 95 year-old granny from Braintree "brains" burglar with her brolly and is found guilty of GBH!

A 95 year-old granny from Braintree was awoken in the night by a strange intruder hoping to burgle her pension and silver crucifix. The granny from Braintree always kept her brolly at the side of her bed and as the burglar intruded she "brained" him...

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Granny With Handbag Has Previous

Funny story: Granny With Handbag Has Previous

The plucky grandmother who tackled a gang of would-be jewel thieves in Northampton earlier this week was, herself, wanted by police in connection with several international jewellery heists that remain unsolved. Elsie Watkins, 83, of 34 Sunset Gar...

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Have-A-Go Granny Foils Robbery Attempt

A have-a-go granny is today recovering after fending off a group of jewellery thieves, armed with only a handbag and weekly Netto shop. The silver sleuth, who does not want to be named, but known locally as GRANBO, after the 80's action hero Rambo...

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Boxer Amir Khan admits 'I was handbag-wielding SuperGranny in foiled robbery'

Funny story: Boxer Amir Khan admits 'I was handbag-wielding SuperGranny in foiled robbery'

The story of the old lady that 'clobbered' robbers with her handbag took a strange twist today when WBA champion boxer Amir Khan claimed it was him. Video of the raid on a jeweller's in Northampton shows what appears to be an elderly woman in a red...

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