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Funny story: Inspectors Find A Big Flaw In A Bangladesh Womens Underwear Factory

Inspectors Find A Big Flaw In A Bangladesh Womens Underwear Factory

CHATTOGRAM, Bangladesh – (Satire News) - An official with the Bangladesh Inspectors Alliance says that the country’s leading womens underwear factory, The Woman's Touch, has been hit with a hefty fine. The fine amounted to $900,000 and was levied…

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Funny story: Bed Bath and Beyond To Become Bed Bath and Beyonce

Bed Bath and Beyond To Become Bed Bath and Beyonce

BEL AIR, California – (Satire News) – One of the nation’s most popular singers, Beyonce, is thrilled to announce that she and her husband, Jay-Z, have just purchased the national merchandise retail store, Bed, Bath, and Beyond. The company, which…

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Funny story: A 94-Year-Old Great Grandmother In North Dakota Caught With 283 Opioid Pills In Her Size 44-DDDD Bra

A 94-Year-Old Great Grandmother In North Dakota Caught With 283 Opioid Pills In Her Size 44-DDDD Bra

FARGO, North Dakota – (Satire News) – Local authorities informed the local CBS television affiliate that, acting on a tip, they apprehended an elderly woman in possession of a large amount of illegal opioids. The Fargo Police Department arrested 9…

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Funny story: Iowa Votes to Ban the Phrase "Tit for Tat"

Iowa Votes to Ban the Phrase "Tit for Tat"

DES MOINES, Iowa – The Iowa state legislature met in an emergency session to vote on an issue that had been bouncing around (no pun intended) on the senate chamber floor for a while. The senators all agreed to make it a 'hurry up' vote so that the...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers To Have A Very Unusual Boobs Procedure

Joan Rivers To Have A Very Unusual Boobs Procedure

HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers recently visited her gynecologist and found out that her boobs are both malfunctioning. Rivers was shocked to hear that, since she had no idea that at her age (80) her boobs had any function whatsoever other than to hold up...

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Funny story: A 78-Year-Old Iowa Grandmother Caught With 14 Pounds of Marijuana In Her Bra

A 78-Year-Old Iowa Grandmother Caught With 14 Pounds of Marijuana In Her Bra

WATERLOO, Iowa - Law enforcement officers in Waterloo report making one of the most unusual busts in history. Waterloo Police Department spokesperson Sherlock Stallgarden informed the news media that officers searched 78-year-old Olivia Eunice Fan...

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Funny story: Cucamonga Teacher Invents Earthquake Underwear Spray

Cucamonga Teacher Invents Earthquake Underwear Spray

CUCAMONGA - Petula Lemonfizz, who has lived in California all of her life has just become an overnight millionaire. The Cucamonga English teacher said that she just got sick and tired of having her bra and panties end up around her ankles every ti...

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Funny story: Topless Lebanese skier Jackie Chamoun to be the official face of the new Thunderbra

Topless Lebanese skier Jackie Chamoun to be the official face of the new Thunderbra

Sochi, Black Sea - Lissom blond 22 year-old Lebanese skier Jackie Chamoun has been offered a whopping $5 million contract as the official 'face' - ok, ok, tits! - of the new Agent Provocateur Thunderbra, 'the brassiere that knocks the spots off the W...

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Funny story: Marilyn Monroe And Her Infamous Bras

Marilyn Monroe And Her Infamous Bras

LOS ANGELES - There is no one in the entire United States who knows more about the legendary 50's sex symbol Marilyn Monroe than author Josh Butterweed. Butterweed has written more than 19 books on the famous blonde bombshell who President John F.

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Explains Why She's Putting Half A Dozen of Her Bras Up On eBay

Dolly Parton Explains Why She's Putting Half A Dozen of Her Bras Up On eBay

BOISE, Idaho - Dolly Parton performed to a standing room only crowd at The Mashed Potatoes Arena in Boise and she said she loved every potato-pickin' moment of it. The 67-year-old queen of country music was asked backstage by Chipper Caruso with C...

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Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch a new range of Tickle Bras

Sparks and Mensa launch a new range of Tickle Bras

Sparks and Mensa, the store where people with more brains than money shop (distinguishing it from other department stores, where the opposite is true), has unveiled it's latest lingerie range that is sure to have women (and men!) reaching for their c...

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Funny story: NASCAR Warns Danica Patrick To Follow The Rules or Else

NASCAR Warns Danica Patrick To Follow The Rules or Else

AUSTIN - Danica Patrick was in Texas visiting an old boyfriend when she got the word that NASCAR had issued a statement that she will follow the NASCAR rules or else she will be subject to discipline including a fine and possible suspension. Miss...

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Funny story: The Erotically Sexy Sofia Vergara Is The Highest Paid Actress On Television

The Erotically Sexy Sofia Vergara Is The Highest Paid Actress On Television

HOLLYWOOD - Sofia Vergara, who plays a sensuously lascivious trophy wife on the hit sitcom Modern Family has just been named as the highest paid actress on television. The 41-year-old buxom babe, whose bra size is a stunning 32-F recently said on...

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Funny story: Green Arrow (and Speedy)

Green Arrow (and Speedy)

Perhaps the pimple-face adolescent boys who moved their lips as they read the simple text and gazed at the colorful (mostly green) drawings didn't suspect, but anyone who'd ever read a story featuring the Caped Crusader and his sidekick, the Boy Wonder, would understand, at once, that the comic book hero Green Arrow and his assistant Speedy were obvious knockoffs of Batman and Robin. While the...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Finally Addresses Those Stork Rumors

Jennifer Aniston Finally Addresses Those Stork Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston and her long time fiancé Justin Theroux were recently spotted at The Fredericks of Hollywood Bra Museum. The two were seen giggling at a bra that had been donated to the museum by Dolly Parton. Jennifer also was ama...

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Funny story: Bra's Wonderful Testimonials

Bra's Wonderful Testimonials

"They call it a Wonder Bra because when I take it off, Freddie wonders where my boobs went. - Sarah Michelle Gellar Wonder Bra, a subsidiary completely owned and operated by Wonder Bread ("We build sound bodies 12 different ways") is designed to l...

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Funny story: Hollyweird's Hottest: Amanda Bearse

Hollyweird's Hottest: Amanda Bearse

Transsexual lesbian Amanda Bearse has been called lots of names, including "actress," "director," and "comedienne," but the first four letters of her first name, which is given only in the sense that she gave it to herself, says it all: Amanda is "a man." Transsexual lesbian? What's that? Technically, now that she has completed sex-change surgery, she is a transwoman (a man who becomes a "wo...

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