The Whataburger Corporation has just announced that due to lots of customer input, they are now adding WhatPizza to their extensive food items menu. The WhataPizza was developed by one of the best Italian pizza chefs in the world, Brooklyn's Luigi…
ROACH CLIP CREEK, Colorado - (Satire News) - Billy Beepweather had an unusual dream ever since he was a senior at Rocky Mountain High School. He wanted to open a dispensary that not only sold weed, but also served pizza. Fast forward to today and…
DETROIT - (Fast Food Satire) - Little Caesars Inc. has just made it known that due to popular demand, they will be discontinuing their Seahorse Pizza. Company spokesperson Luigi Guido Bambalini, 59, said that patrons just did not like the idea of…
Rising Rap Super Star, Homey B-Boy Pizza Slice Fresh Dope Gang Dog, has released his latest album, “Mass Shootie My Booty”, with a big hit that is making the police of America worried and nervous that people still don’t see them as “their friendly ne…
WATERMELON SEED, South Carolina - The White House has informed the US news media that unnamed sources from China have stated that the so called Chinese spy balloon, that was shot down by an American F-14 fighter jet, was merely delivering a large pep…
CICERO, Illinois - (Fast Food Satire) - The country's largest pizza chain, has announced that their food chefs have just developed what they are calling the best pizza in the history of pizza. Pizza Hut says that they will soon be rolling out thei…
The constant battles in Ukraine are ongoing, and sometimes the press can keep up, sometimes not. In the fog of war, it’s hard to tell what’s real and what’s fake. Who is really winning, and what are they winning? Did the Ukrainians deal a hefty blow…
HACKENSACK, New Jersey - (Satire News) - Ever since he was a little guy growing up in Sardinia, Italy, Genzano Pianissimo dreamed of two things; the first, he wanted to go to America and become a Mafioso, and secondly, he wanted to open up a pizza pa…
PLANO, Texas - (Satire News) - Word from Pizza Hut headquarters is that the pizza giant has just introduced their Donald Trump Hamalicious Pizzalooza Pizza, which consists of 3% cheese and 97% ham. A spokesperson for the pizza corporation said tha…
BOSTON - (Satire News) - After receiving at least 15 complaints within a 24-hour period, the Massachusetts State Dept. of Culinary Cuisine has issued a warning to Boston's famed Mamasita Margarita Magnificent Pizza Parlor. According to the Boston…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - President Vlady Nikita Putin has informed The Kremlin Voice that has decided to get into the fast food business, and namely the pizza business. According to a reporter with the KV, Putin told a close aide that he is gettin…
PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – The Rubberized Rubber Company of Philadelphia has informed the public that it will discontinue their line of pizza-flavored condoms. Lana D. Tinhaus, a spokeswoman for RRC stated that they decided on the move after r…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The latest fast food poll taken by the nation’s number one polling organization, Quinnipinni, has shocked many fans of fast food eateries. Q Director Derek Waterwell, informed the national public that the extensive 11-mon…
REDONDO BEACH, California – (Satire News) – Word filtering out of the Left Coast is that Shaq’s Pizza Shack has been ordered to close by the California State Inspectatorial Agency. CSIA inspector Rusty Tzatsiki, no relation to famed gynecologist Z…
VENICE, Italy - (Satire News) - Italy's national news agency, La Pizzaria, has conveyed that the city council of Venice will be voting on whether to secede from Italy or not. Venetians are reportedly as mad as a pizza maker who has run out of chee…
MINNEAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) – The Dallas Cowboys are one big happy bunch of NFL football players. After Sunday's game up in Tundra Land, Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones took the coaches and players to eat pizza at the best pizza restaurant in Minneap…
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – A reporter with Hollywood Vis-à-Vis asked Demi Lovato about her May-December relationship with Brad Pitt. Lovato told Hacienda Dakota with HVAV that it doesn’t look good. When pressed by Dakota, the songstress t…
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