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Funny story: Eat This...And Die!

Eat This...And Die!

A new food guide for better health has come out recently, replacing the old pyramid-shaped one which suggested X-number of dairy, fruit, vegetables, meat and poultry. Sensing that the people of planet Earth are getting round and doughy, the new gu...

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Funny story: Charleston Man Doesn't Just Talk the Small Talk; He Walks It

Charleston Man Doesn't Just Talk the Small Talk; He Walks It

Unlike some who make small talk about the weather, office life, and lunch while thinking of greater things, Trey Hill of Charleston, South Carolina, actually walks the small talk, in that his life is truly and entirely composed of only banal and tri...

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Funny story: Trump Admits Mailing Pizzas With Pineapple To Robert DeNiro and Hillary

Trump Admits Mailing Pizzas With Pineapple To Robert DeNiro and Hillary

In a stunning revelation, the president confessed today to mailing pizzas with horrible toppings to people on his Worst Enemies List. "I did the whole pineapple and ham thing on most of them." He giggled, "But I saved the worst for last. I sent...

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Funny story: Chinese pot noodles hit by pizza tsunami!

Chinese pot noodles hit by pizza tsunami!

The basic diet of billions of Chinese is being swept from under their bare feet by an 'Italian tsunami' causing a 'Domino' effect on the nutritional foundations of the most populated country on the planet! Chinese pot noodles, eaten by the rich, t...

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Funny story: Al Franken accused of touching himself inappropriately but not what you think!

Al Franken accused of touching himself inappropriately but not what you think!

Washington D.C. - Comet Pizza regular, Edray Uttbay, called our pervert hotline in our newsroom to report yet another sordid case of inappropriate touching. The perpetrator? Al Franken. The victim? Al Franken. Comet Pizza regular, Edray Uttbay,...

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Funny story: UK sex mad pair order "extra hot and spicy pizza toppings" over and on the counter!

UK sex mad pair order "extra hot and spicy pizza toppings" over and on the counter!

A global pizza fast food joints are becoming popular for gaga pairs hoping for a quickie over the counter while they wait for their hot, spicy, crispy treat with all kinds of melted cheesy toppings! The smell of the pizzas, especially those laced...

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Funny story: Flute & Marino: Friends Forever

Flute & Marino: Friends Forever

First they were friends on the football field, then they were friends in the fight against autism, and now they're friends in their fight to beat each other at mini-golf. Former star quarterbacks Doug Flutie and Dan Marino have been best buds for...

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Funny story: Local Death Metal Band Becoming Too Predictable

Local Death Metal Band Becoming Too Predictable

Local metal band "Hardly What The Name Indicates" now struggling with identity crisis after being told by fans they were "too predictable," and "not br00tal enough". The band is known for generic blast beats, highly technical arrangements, and impos...

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Funny story: Man Plans Trip To The Gym Tomorrow

Man Plans Trip To The Gym Tomorrow

BOWLING GREEN, KY- After years of unhealthy eating and a sedentary lifestyle, Alex Witzgall, 26, told himself he would go to the gym. Tomorrow. "Yeah, well, I'd go this evening after work, but I have to watch the Pats game," he thought to himself...

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Funny story: Police arrest man who failed to use knife and fork in Didsbury restaurant

Police arrest man who failed to use knife and fork in Didsbury restaurant

Staff and diners were left disgusted when a man eating at a restaurant blatantly refused to use his knife and fork and ate with his fingers. The 52-year-old was eating a margherita pizza at Zizzi's restaurant in Didsbury, Manchester at 1pm today.

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Funny story: Anonymous Hacks Autocorrect, Changes Every Fourth Word To Pizza

Anonymous Hacks Autocorrect, Changes Every Fourth Word To Pizza

The cyber watchdog group Anonymous just issued a statement claiming responsibility for the latest internet attack that has journalists, bloggers, texting addicts and people searching for cat videos all over the world shaking their fists in frustratio...

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Funny story: Gay Owned Pizza Shop Refuses To Serve Straights

Gay Owned Pizza Shop Refuses To Serve Straights

The gay owners of an Indiana pizza shop are refusing to serve hetrosexual customers. The news comes a little after a week Indiana passed the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, which critics say would allow businesses to openly discriminate against...

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Funny story: Upstate Pizza: "We're not related to Upstate Urology"

Upstate Pizza: "We're not related to Upstate Urology"

Upstate Pizza and Subs of Troy, NY clarified yesterday that they weren't related to Upstate Urology, another establishment, located in another part of town, and using the same name as the sub and pizza shop. David Grushim, proprietor of the eat...

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Funny story: De Blasio meets the Godfather; outsources NYPD to the Mob

De Blasio meets the Godfather; outsources NYPD to the Mob

Rome - Snubbed by The Holy Father, New York Mayor Bill de Blasio had a private audience with The Godfather on the first day of his Italian vacation. The meeting paid off immediately, with the mob boss agreeing to take over the operation of the New Yo...

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Funny story: North Korea Buys 1,200 Pizzas From Italy

North Korea Buys 1,200 Pizzas From Italy

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency has just informed the press that North Korea has completed a purchase deal with the government of Italy. The Rice Paddy is reporting that Italy will be sending 1,200 pepperoni pizzas to North Kor...

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Funny story: Burgled Tybee Man Calls Police and Orders Pizza - Pizza Arrives First

Burgled Tybee Man Calls Police and Orders Pizza - Pizza Arrives First

Police in Georgia have apologized to a Tybee Island man after they took over 2 hours to respond to a 911 call after the victim returned home from work to find his home had been burgled. Simon Brown claims that while he was waiting for police to ar...

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Funny story: A 78-Year-Old Iowa Grandmother Caught With 14 Pounds of Marijuana In Her Bra

A 78-Year-Old Iowa Grandmother Caught With 14 Pounds of Marijuana In Her Bra

WATERLOO, Iowa - Law enforcement officers in Waterloo report making one of the most unusual busts in history. Waterloo Police Department spokesperson Sherlock Stallgarden informed the news media that officers searched 78-year-old Olivia Eunice Fan...

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