Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 14 April 2014

image for President Obama Wanted To Sell Nevada Rancher Cliven Bundy's Cattle To North Korea
The ranch house weathervane on Cliven Bundy's Buckin' B Ranch.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - American Spotlight Magazine is reporting that the 402 head of cattle that the Nevada Bureau of Land Management had confiscated from rancher Cliven Bundy were going to be sold to North Korea.

President Obama had talked to a representative of the North Korean government who had agreed to take all 402 cattle.

Bundy is a weathered 67-year-old rancher about whom President Obama said is the last of an old time breed of cattle ranchers that take the cattle industry very serious.

He added that the only problem is that Bundy has been violating the law for 20 years since his cattle have been grazing on state-owned land and he has not paid a damn penny in grazing rights.

Bundy has contended that it says in Cosmopolitan 9:13 that grazing land belongs to every thou, and no thou has the right to charge another thou for the use of such land.

Clark County Sheriff Douglas Gillespie stated that it is apparent to him that old Cliven must have surely gotten kicked in his cabeza (head) by one of his friggin cattle.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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