LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – After receiving countless petitions with literally millions of signatures, the Nevada State Senate has acted. The “Staters” voted 91-9 to abolish any and all Friday the 13ths. Sen. Higgley P. Fernandez of Poker Chips…
SALT LAKE CITY – (Satire News) – A group of Utah scientists recently finished a five week research study and they have learned that the Great Salt Lake is not what it appears to be. For millions of years, everyone believed that the lake, whose rea…
RENO, Nevada – (Satire News) – Jennifer Lopez, has just apologized to all of her fans, her family, her ex-husbands, and to her Bronx priest, Father Paco. J.Lo told Kitty Segovia, with the iNews Agency, that an unscrupulous bisexual hairstylist ma…
LAS VEGAS – The Las Vegas Daily Light is reporting that the C-19 is even starting to affect the “Sugar Daddy” business. An independent survey was taken in the state of Nevada, which is known as “The Sugar Daddy Capital of The World”. The result...
LAS VEGAS – Bernie Sanders showed everyone that there is still a whole lot of fire in the old boy. He resoundingly won the Nevada Caucuses beating Joe “Blue Collar” Biden, Pete “Rainbow Britches” Buttigieg, Elizabeth “Sacajawea” Warren, and Tom “$$$”...
JACKPOT, Nevada – The 45th president Donald Johnny Trump was campaigning up in Jackpot, Nevada, allegedly the home of The Nevada Chapter of The KKK. The Jackpot chief of security, Leander F. Capote, 57, stated to the media that there were 117 peop...
WINNEMUCCA, Nevada – Many people believe that the town was named after Chief Winnemucca of the Paiute tribe, but it was actually named after Sylvester “Silly” Winnemucca, who was a traveling crotch elixir salesman/comedian. Donald Trump Jr., who N...
DUCKWATER, Nevada – Bernie Sanders was campaigning in Duckwater, Nevada, which is famous for being the only city west of the Mississippi River that Mrs. Abraham Lincoln ever visited. Sanders was interviewed by a reporter with The Las Vegas Citizen...
Area 51, Nevada - A really cool and mysterious secret source from the White House sent a super sensitive coded message to the press today, stating that Area 51 is actually President Trump's Sooper-Dooper Maxi, Top Secret, Big, Giant Blanket Fort, and...
Nevada brothel owners have seen the light after the death of one of its most infamous owners and have all decided to turn their whore-houses into 'Homes of God' after seeing the light after years of seeing only the 'red light!' Punters turning up...
Donald Trump has pledged to sue his own administration once he is elected, this follows reports from his campaign that one of Donald Trump's companies is suing another of his companies to keep him from talking about the details of a partnership with...
WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- Former pugilist Senator Hairy Reed (D-NV) gave himself a black eye while shadow boxing in his Washington, DC gym last week. "As Senate Majority Leader Mitch MacConman, Speaker of the House John Boner, and other Republicans k...
The word is out on Nevada renegade cattle rancher Cliven Bundy. Recent evidence has shown that the cantankerous old cow rebel who refused to pay the government for using BLM land for grazing is actually a front man for Russian President Putin's plot...
Rory Reid, son of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, today announced a controversial plan to sell the entire state of Nevada to the Communist Chinese Government. Terms of the deal are being withheld, pending approval by the gambling syndicate. "...
Satan made the decision to insert himself into the important race for Nevada Attorney General by endorsing Adam Laxalt over Secretary of State Ross Miller. "This race is so important to me because everybody in Nevada knows how I helped orchestrate...
BUNKERVILLE, Nevada - Cliven Bundy is a weathered old coot whose family and friends say hardly ever smiles. But the old codger managed to work up a smile after opening up a present that was sent to him by his new best friend Jan Brewer, governor o...
A hard fought victory for a Nevada militia is collecting an unusual honor; congratulations from one of the U.S. government's greatest enemies. In a video statement released by Afghan TV, Al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri praised the militia for th...
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