PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy National News Agency has just announced that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un now has 1.3 billion twitter followers.
Kim Jong Un proudly bragged that he has more twitter followers than Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, Queen Elizabeth, LeBron James, Ann Coulter, and the entire New York Yankees baseball team combined.
The leader of North Korea said that he has been told that he has Twitter followers in 195 of the 196 countries of the world.
He pointed out that the only country where he does not have any Twitter followers is Iceland, but he added that, that will change within 48 hours.
Meanwhile, Kim Jong Un's sister Kim Yo Jong said that she is very proud of her popular brother. She coyly admitted that she only has 603 Twitter followers, but joyfully remarked that five of those followers are Larry King, Dennis Rodman, Portia de Rossi, Russell Brand, and Vice-President Joe Biden.
