Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 14 April 2014

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Governor Jan Brewer at 69, is two years older than Cliven Bundy but she looks 20 years older.

PHOENIX - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer contacted Nevada cattle rancher Cliven Bundy and told him that she is proud of him for standing up to the federal government.

The dishwater blonde said that she may be a lame duck governor but deep down inside she is still one hell of a chupacabra when it comes to fighting with the D.C. big boys.

Governor Brewer told Bundy that if he wants to he can ship his cattle down to Arizona and they can graze in (her) state for as long as he wants, free of charge.

The governor said that she wanted to make him an honorary citizen of Arizona and added that her and her BFF Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio would like to throw him a good old-fashioned barbecue in his honor.

Bundy thanked the governor. But as far as shipping his cattle down to graze in Arizona he commented that there isn't enough grass in the state for a herd of two baby goats to graze much less over 1,000 head of cattle.

SIDENOTE: Governor Brewer became very upset at his comment and she told him that on second thought maybe he needs to stop being a cheapskate and pay the effen cattle grazing fees like every other law abiding cattle rancher in Nevada does.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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