Attention mass killers, you better not go into an Arkansas school as each child has been issued a weapon that is under their desk. The ammo can be unlocked quickly by the teacher or room monitor.
Of course, the early grades will only have stun guns but 5th graders have pistols, Middle Schools have rifles and high school students are issued attack weapons.
There will be tests every three months.
No parents signatures are required as it would embarrass a teenager especially to ask his/her parents for permission as they are usually armed to the teeth where they live.
After the news came out about Arkansas schools, several more southern and Midwest states are going to take a vote on this for their states.
Kids at the schools say they feel safer already. Teachers say the same.
Each teacher also has a grenade locked up in an emergency box opened only by a secret code.
