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Funny story: Tenured University Professors To Receive "New" Training On How To Wipe Students' Asses And Give Them Sexual Advice If Necessary

Tenured University Professors To Receive "New" Training On How To Wipe Students' Asses And Give Them Sexual Advice If Necessary

Midwest, United States. Finding themselves desperately engaged in a horrible struggle to identify "at-risk" students and potential "drop-outs", as tuition money remains a top priority while coaches receive astronomical salaries, university leaders,...

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Funny story: Man Was Upset When Student Guessed His Age As "60"

Man Was Upset When Student Guessed His Age As "60"

A teacher in the Thai capital city of Bangkok was "crushed" when a student in his classroom guessed his age as 60, chuckling as he did. Moys Kenwood, 55, was asked his age by one of his more enthusiastic students, but he wasn't about to give the g...

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Funny story: Unemployment Increases by 3.5 Million and What to do?

Unemployment Increases by 3.5 Million and What to do?

This week, President Trump needs to deal with bigger issues than backing out of the Paris Climate Agreement. In early June, over 3.5 million Americans became unemployed. Sources say the government and the media are keeping this issue quiet because it...

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Funny story: Ohio school released controversial plan to expand student housing

Ohio school released controversial plan to expand student housing

With another academic year comes another addition to the University of Dayton student body. They University of Dayton is a small, Catholic college in Southwest Ohio. It is estimated that there are now over 8,300 full-time undergraduates enrolled, sig...

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Funny story: Local Straight A's Student Downplays Time Dedicated to Studying

Local Straight A's Student Downplays Time Dedicated to Studying

Des Moines, IOWA--Despite finishing every class with a grade no worse than A-, Local Abraham Lincoln High School student Gabe Proctor continues to downplay the amount of time spent studying for his Biology tests. "To be completely honest with you, I...

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Funny story: NUS bans Holocaust Commemoration at UK Unis

NUS bans Holocaust Commemoration at UK Unis

Notable Champagne-Humanitarian-Edgy-Rhetorical-Club, the NUS (National-Kropotkinite Union of Sympathisers) have taken advantage of the post-exam lull by sneaking in a typically creative and imaginative motion. The motion was passed by 19 votes to...

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Funny story: Questions the Enlightened Student Must Ask.

Questions the Enlightened Student Must Ask.

1. Why was it never explained to us at school how and why the banks rule the world and have put politicians in power to help them? 2. Why did they lie to me by getting me to believe that if I created something wonderful or excellent that I would be guaranteed success? This is false I now know. A mediocre talent well connected to the right people is more likely to become a success than a genius...

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Funny story: Indian students are cheats!

Indian students are cheats!

Students at the university of Bihar in India have been seen hanging out of windows passing their exam papers to students doing the same exam the next day. The University are powerless to stop the students exchanging papers because there is no glas...

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Funny story: University's New Princess B.A. Attracts Thousands Of Phone Inquiries

University's New Princess B.A. Attracts Thousands Of Phone Inquiries

Mothers with small girls throughout Britain have been besieging colleges such as Oxford with inquiries about degrees and doctorates in Princessology. The new course has been offered to cater for tens of thousands of keen children obsessed with dr...

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Funny story: Colorado Is Bracing For Upwards of 6 Million Out-of-State Students Coming In During Spring Break

Colorado Is Bracing For Upwards of 6 Million Out-of-State Students Coming In During Spring Break

DENVER - Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper has just informed all of the law enforcement departments in the state that no one will be taking vacations the week of Spring Break. The governor stressed that the state is expecting upwards of 6 millio...

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Funny story: Middle, High Schools in Arkansas Issued Firearms

Middle, High Schools in Arkansas Issued Firearms

Attention mass killers, you better not go into an Arkansas school as each child has been issued a weapon that is under their desk. The ammo can be unlocked quickly by the teacher or room monitor. Of course, the early grades will only have stun gun...

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Funny story: The Pot Paradise of Colorado Has Just Been Named The Most Popular State In The USA

The Pot Paradise of Colorado Has Just Been Named The Most Popular State In The USA

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just announced that it has named the state of Colorado as the nation's most popular state. The Rocky Mountain High State overwhelmingly beat out the second place finisher; California. The ADGA...

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Funny story: College Professor Astounded Upon Seeing Student Reading ACTUAL BOOK

College Professor Astounded Upon Seeing Student Reading ACTUAL BOOK

"In this age of facebook likes, tweeter twits, doo-hickies, smart phones, and zippy dees, it's rare to find young people reading a book," declares Manny Zahrelik, Ph.D, professor of English Literature and Composition at Philistine University. Pro...

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Funny story: North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Visit Sweden

North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Visit Sweden

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea's Rice Paddy Whack National News Agency is reporting that its leader Kim Jong Un has made arrangements to visit one of his favorite countries Sweden. Kim Jong Un has never been to Sweden but he has seen lots of...

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Funny story: Students Protest About Teacher with New and Improved Term Paper Format

Students Protest About Teacher with New and Improved Term Paper Format

HARLEM SHAKE, NY (Acme Quicknews) -- Students of Leonidas Memorial High School protest in front of the school gates last March 5, 2013. According to Angelica Maldita, a Grade 10 student of the said school, the protest is for their English teacher...

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Funny story: Rise in bees turning girls off university

Rise in bees turning girls off university

More and more girls are avoiding universities because of the increase in bees observed in academia. Female school-leavers are now 50 per cent less likely than males to end up at university. Many girls really hate bees, and the thought of being...

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Funny story: Arizona Promises They Will Make School Kids Behave

Arizona Promises They Will Make School Kids Behave

PHOENIX, Arizona - The governor of the border state of Arizona, Jan Brewer, has just announced that she has met with a select committee and they have found an answer to the unruly school kids on a school bus problem. Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer,...

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