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Funny story: Your Favourite Teacher Doesn't remember you

Your Favourite Teacher Doesn't remember you

Although you always thought you were the most charming and debonair in year 4 at your school, you are shocked to realise that even though you are no longer 8, and are now 47, your favourite teacher does not remember you. It all happens when back i…

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Funny story: Supply Teacher Hospitalised with Stynx Africa Poisoning

Supply Teacher Hospitalised with Stynx Africa Poisoning

The world of education was dealt a crushing blow today as supply teacher Euphemia Tudor-Stewart collapsed after prolonged exposure to Stynx Africa during her first day at an all-boys school. "Normal people just aren't used to it," said PE master H…

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Funny story: Teacher realises that it was also his time they were wasting

Teacher realises that it was also his time they were wasting

Teacher Simon Bartholomew has realised that disruptive pupils were also wasting his time. The chap, forty years into his teaching career said 'I always Tommy Smith and Malcolm James that it was their own time they were wasting, but now I realise t…

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Funny story: A Hot, Sexy, 2nd Grade Teacher Has The Most Beautiful Pussy In Louisiana

A Hot, Sexy, 2nd Grade Teacher Has The Most Beautiful Pussy In Louisiana

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just broken the story that a 26-year-old 2nd grade teacher from Lake Charles, has just had the honor of having her vagina named The Most Beautiful Pussy in Louisiana. The blonde blue-eye…

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Funny story: Ex-Teachers Asked to Come Back as Volunteers Give Boris a Big F

Ex-Teachers Asked to Come Back as Volunteers Give Boris a Big F

In the wake of the prime minister’s call for ex-teachers to return as volunteers to help keep schools open during Covid, the thousands of educators who left the job in the last decade have graded his work as F : for Failure, Fuck Off and Funny How W…

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Funny story: Due To The Horrible Beaver Infestation Problem, Arkansas Will Allow High School Boys To Carry Handguns

Due To The Horrible Beaver Infestation Problem, Arkansas Will Allow High School Boys To Carry Handguns

LITTLE ROCK – (Satire News) – The principal at Glen Campbell High School informed the media that beavers have literally taken over the campus and the classrooms. Principal Billy Ray “Bubba” Lemoncake, 52, told local reporters that at first, there…

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Funny story: Man Delivered Series Of Huge Farts As He Walked Down Stairs

Man Delivered Series Of Huge Farts As He Walked Down Stairs

A man who knew they were coming, but who was in no position to stop them, has told of how he released a series of enormous farts as he walked down the stairs at his school on Friday morning, followed by a large group of his students. Moys Kenwood,…

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Funny story: Man Shocked At Size Of Kazakhstan

Man Shocked At Size Of Kazakhstan

A Geography teacher in a local school has revealed how absolutely flabbergasted he was yesterday afternoon, when he went to look at a map of the world on a classroom wall, and noticed, for the very first time, just how large Kazahkstan is. Moys Ke…

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Funny story: A Former Miss Kentucky Has Been Sentenced To Prison on Sex Charges

A Former Miss Kentucky Has Been Sentenced To Prison on Sex Charges

FRANKFORT, Kentucky – The state of Kentucky is famous for thoroughbred race horses, and now, for a thoroughbred ex-school teacher. Former girl’s P.E. teacher Rhonda F. Boxwinkle, is headed to the big house. And, no doubt, the rough and tumble Dixi…

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Funny story: The Trumpster Says He's Sick and Tired of People Calling Him Mean Names and Hurting His Feelings

The Trumpster Says He's Sick and Tired of People Calling Him Mean Names and Hurting His Feelings

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The 45th president has shown that he is exactly like so many bully types, who love to dish it out, but who cannot take it. Trump has literally wasted away most of his presidency, either by playing golf (which he sucks at, by the...

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Funny story: Man Admonished By Colleagues After Releasing Long, Rasping Fart

Man Admonished By Colleagues After Releasing Long, Rasping Fart

A man was counting the cost of assuming that two of his workmates were more liberal than they subsequently turned out to be yesterday, after he ended a lenghty period of sitting down in a computer chair, by standing up, 'cocking' his leg, and releasi...

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Funny story: Overwhelmed, Unhappy, 'Burned-Out' Social Studies Teacher Goes Completely Berserk and Impales Numerous Community Members

Overwhelmed, Unhappy, 'Burned-Out' Social Studies Teacher Goes Completely Berserk and Impales Numerous Community Members

Midwest. Wes Johnston, a 39-year-old Social Studies Teacher who seemed rather upset with the path he had chosen in life by earning a Master's Degree in Education instead of a Business Degree, went completely berserk last Thursday, after a parent cal...

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Funny story: Overseas Teacher Quits Job And Returns Home

Overseas Teacher Quits Job And Returns Home

South Korea. Alex Peterson, 27, earned his Master's Degree in Education last Spring and decided that he would dive into a life full of excitement and adventure by teaching overseas. After spending so many years reading books and studying, Alex felt...

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Funny story: Teacher's Armpits Were Rank

Teacher's Armpits Were Rank

There were frowns all around the staffroom of a school in Battambang this morning, when a substitute teacher who had turned up to do a day's teaching took off her cardigan to reveal unsightly circles of perspiration in her armpits. In fairness, th...

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Funny story: Man Went To Bed Early

Man Went To Bed Early

There were raised eyebrows in at least one household in the Battambang area last night, when an Englishman living in the locality declared he was "retiring early", and trudged off up the stairs to bed. Moys Kenwood, 54, usually settles down for th...

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Funny story: Math Teacher Unaware that Puns Aren't Cool Anymore

Math Teacher Unaware that Puns Aren't Cool Anymore

Michael Langley, a math teacher at Harrisburg High School, was reportedly unaware that puns aren't cool anymore. Chris Jarvis, a 11th grade student who has been in Langley's class for three straight years, remarks: "Mr. Langley keeps repeating th...

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Funny story: Primary School Teacher In Chubby Brown Shocker

Primary School Teacher In Chubby Brown Shocker

A school teacher from the village of Clackersford has found herself in hot water this week after allowing an unruly class of seven and eight year olds to watch a Chubby Brown video. Following a major debacle in the classroom (B7), in which many...

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