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Math Teacher Unaware that Puns Aren't Cool Anymore

Michael Langley, a math teacher at Harrisburg High School, was reportedly unaware that puns aren't cool anymore. Chris Jarvis, a 11th grade student who has been in Langley's class for three straight years, remarks: "Mr. Langley keeps repeating th...

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Primary School Teacher In Chubby Brown Shocker

Funny story: Primary School Teacher In Chubby Brown Shocker

A school teacher from the village of Clackersford has found herself in hot water this week after allowing an unruly class of seven and eight year olds to watch a Chubby Brown video. Following a major debacle in the classroom (B7), in which many...

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Kim & Kanye's Love Banned from UK Schools - Rest Of World Could Follow

Funny story: Kim & Kanye's Love Banned from UK Schools - Rest Of World Could Follow

Lincolnshire, UK - Parents are in a moral panic after a seemingly harmless art class left at least five children with a warped sense of love and relationships. Another two are said to be questioning their sexuality. Many more will need to see the sch...

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Texas Adopts "Word A Day" Toilet Paper As Official Language Arts Course For High Schools

Funny story: Texas Adopts "Word A Day" Toilet Paper As Official Language Arts Course For High Schools

Austin, TX - The Texas State Board of Education has voted to make "Word A Day" toilet paper the core Language Arts course for Texas public high schools. Some parents have voiced opposition to the change because Word A Day toilet paper is more exp...

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Teachers Replaced By Inmates In Cost-Cutting Move After 8 Levy Defeats

HOME ROOM CONFINEMENT, BELLAIRE, OHIO -- Following the defeat of an operating levy for the eighth time in four years, the Bellaire Local School District has been forced to take the drastic measure of laying off all its high school teachers and replac...

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Science Teacher Jeffrey Francis inks 10 year, $200 million deal with the NYC Board of Education

Funny story: Science Teacher Jeffrey Francis inks 10 year, $200 million deal with the NYC Board of Education

According to several sources at the NYC board of education, veteran science teacher Jeffrey Francis, who has taught at M.S. 233 for 12 years, recently inked a massive deal with the NYCBOE to stay on as a teacher. Frederick Gonzales, an HR represe...

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Cucamonga Teacher Invents Earthquake Underwear Spray

Funny story: Cucamonga Teacher Invents Earthquake Underwear Spray

CUCAMONGA - Petula Lemonfizz, who has lived in California all of her life has just become an overnight millionaire. The Cucamonga English teacher said that she just got sick and tired of having her bra and panties end up around her ankles every ti...

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Make your teacher think she is glued to her chair by hypnosis

The technique is simply one of suggestion and will work spectacularly on the right subjects. First you must secretly test your subjects for susceptibility by making hidden suggestions in your everyday conversation with the teacher. An example being, "Miss Brown, here is my homework make me a fried egg sandwich I'm sorry the homework is late." If the subject obeys the hidden command, then immed...

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A Retired School Teacher In Berlin Reveals That She Has 3 Vaginas

Funny story: A Retired School Teacher In Berlin Reveals That She Has 3 Vaginas

BERLIN - Greta Giselle Vinheimer taught high school geography in the Berlin Independent School District for 37 years before she retired last month. Mrs. Vinheimer was given a fantastic retirement party which included the keys to a brand new 2014 M...

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Middle, High Schools in Arkansas Issued Firearms

Funny story: Middle, High Schools in Arkansas Issued Firearms

Attention mass killers, you better not go into an Arkansas school as each child has been issued a weapon that is under their desk. The ammo can be unlocked quickly by the teacher or room monitor. Of course, the early grades will only have stun gun...

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NEA Sanctions "Dirty Harry Gun Training Program"

Funny story: NEA Sanctions "Dirty Harry Gun Training Program"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The National Education Association (NEA) announced today its decision to sanction "The Dirty Harry Gun Training Program" for its 1.6 million full-time member teachers across the U.S. "Our teachers are doing a difficult job alrea...

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Ask a Third Grade Teacher

Funny story: Ask a Third Grade Teacher

Q. Do you enjoy teaching as your profession? A. Jimmy! Take your hands off of Michael's neck right now! I don't care if he's your best friend! Q. I understand there is a shortage of teachers at the moment in the U.S. Is this true? A. O.K. everybody, I only have 20 homework assignments turned in and there are 24 of you in this class. Does anybody see a problem with this? Q. Is the schoo...

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Michael Gove to star as "Chinless wonder" general in WW1 episode remake

Funny story: Michael Gove to star as "Chinless wonder" general in WW1 episode remake

"You're doing it wrong" expert Michael Gove is to give young people a sense of patriotism and a correct outlook on WW1 history in a new remake of the final trench "over the top" episode of Black Adder. The episode will charter the life of ordinary pe...

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Paul McCartney Reveals A Secret He Kept For 47 Years

Funny story: Paul McCartney Reveals A Secret He Kept For 47 Years

NEW YORK CITY - Paul McCartney was in New York City attending The 2014 New Year's festivities. He was asked by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine if it was true that he and Ringo Starr were going to be collaborating on a new album. The...

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Bionic Woman

The Bionic Woman was created out of spare, mostly human, somewhat female body parts as a companion for Colonel Steve Austin, a lonely former astronaut-become-cyborg, after she dove headfirst into a cow patty from a height of 12,000 feet in an attempt to decorate a clover patch with her remains. Before her tragic accident, she had been a tennis player known for her wicked backhand. Rebuilt by Dr...

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Minnesota Teacher Fired For Drawing Pornographic Stick People

Funny story: Minnesota Teacher Fired For Drawing Pornographic Stick People

ST. PAUL, Minnesota - In a case that has 'unbelievable' written all over it, a second grade teacher in St. Paul, Minnesota has been fired for what the elementary school principle described as drawing x-rated stick people. Mrs. Lola Belle Prinski,...

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Students Protest About Teacher with New and Improved Term Paper Format

Funny story: Students Protest About Teacher with New and Improved Term Paper Format

HARLEM SHAKE, NY (Acme Quicknews) -- Students of Leonidas Memorial High School protest in front of the school gates last March 5, 2013. According to Angelica Maldita, a Grade 10 student of the said school, the protest is for their English teacher...

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Teacher runs off to France with embryo

Schoolteacher Mr P Doe File has not been seen since last Monday where he failed to show up for his algebra class and it is believed he has run off to start a new life overseas with an embryo he has been grooming. He told a close friend that the co...

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Breaking news…

Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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