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Monday, 27 January 2014

image for Japan, Threatened Constantly by China, Joins U.S. in Building Super War Robots
A Walking Battleship!

The Japanese government which is getting more and more concerned with the Chinese and their military might, have sent some of their best brains and technicians to the U.S. to start a huge army of robotic warriors.

No, these do not look like the ones we usually see in the old movies, but more in the line of the Transformers.

These creations are ran by remote control and almost impossible to defend because an army would have to use enough high explosives to stop one that it would effect their own army.

The rumor now is that they are being created underground out west with the main quarters at Fort Huachuca in Arizona.

Even the NSA say they have not been allowed anywhere close to these facilities and that they are located in many different areas.

Since some are huge flying drones, they may be responsible for the great increase in UFO sightings this past year. Amazingly, some drones are now the size of a bumble bee.

The news here is actually months behind what has been reported and has came from a source that claims Israel is also into building their own type of weaponry.

I guess, from here on, anything goes in warfare, including you and me.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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