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Green Candidate Stein Tells The Truth, Enrages Corporate Media

Funny story: Green Candidate Stein Tells The Truth, Enrages Corporate Media

Jill Stein, Green Party Candidate for the Presidency, has caused an uproar among executives as MSNBX after she appeared on "Mourning Joe." Stein pointed out that 64% of discretionary spending in the federal budget goes to the U.S. military, and the...

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O.J. Simpson - Have sword will travel

Earlier this morning Med Star filming crew set up props on O.J. Simpson's former estate. They were preparing to film the last three episodes of Forensic Files. Filming was interrupted when the Prop Master found a knife buried under the Director's...

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Police Can't Return Unwanted Tanks To Pentagon

Funny story: Police Can't Return Unwanted Tanks To Pentagon

After images of tank-like vehicles in Ferguson turned against ordinary citizens, many towns are trying to return military gear supplied by the Defense Department-and finding it impossible. The tanks came from a vast Defense Department program that...

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Navy Projectile Flies 27 Times Speed of Sound

Funny story: Navy Projectile Flies 27 Times Speed of Sound

The U.S. Navy's latest innovation comes in the form of a 23-pound projectile that can fly at twenty-seven times the speed of sound. It is launched from what is called a "rail gun." That's fast enough to travel from New York City's Empire State Bu...

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Russian Comedian Raises $2 Million For The Kremlin

Funny story: Russian Comedian Raises $2 Million For The Kremlin

MOSCOW - One of the most famous comedians in Russia, Blizzard Boobovich sponsored a national telethon and managed to raise $2 million. The comedian who is considered to be a younger Russian version of Robin Williams said that he did it to help buy...

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U.S. Military's New Super Laser Weapon Used to Screw With Cats

Funny story: U.S. Military's New Super Laser Weapon Used to Screw With Cats

Recently the United States came out with the latest technological advance in modern war fare. They have developed a new super weapon that uses a laser to bring down targets. This new laser sounds like something you might see in Star Wars movies, bu...

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Middle, High Schools in Arkansas Issued Firearms

Funny story: Middle, High Schools in Arkansas Issued Firearms

Attention mass killers, you better not go into an Arkansas school as each child has been issued a weapon that is under their desk. The ammo can be unlocked quickly by the teacher or room monitor. Of course, the early grades will only have stun gun...

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Snowden: Israel Has Developed Locust Bombs

Funny story: Snowden: Israel Has Developed Locust Bombs

Edward Snowden, who is out to become the modern Benedict Arnold stated today that U.S CIA officials know that Israel has developed a very small drone that carries considerable explosive power along with the ability of disrupting enemy communications.

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Japan, Threatened Constantly by China, Joins U.S. in Building Super War Robots

Funny story: Japan, Threatened Constantly by China, Joins U.S. in Building Super War Robots

The Japanese government which is getting more and more concerned with the Chinese and their military might, have sent some of their best brains and technicians to the U.S. to start a huge army of robotic warriors. No, these do not look like the on...

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What's on Al Qaeda's List?

Funny story: What's on Al Qaeda's List?

Receipts discovered at terrorists' hideout reveal their purchases for the next stop and what they may be up to next. CIA and other top secret organizations have tried to keep the list quiet because it might make itself look bad with all the money we have spent to get it: 150 pair of long underwear made in Cambodia. 200 pairs of pants from L.L. Bean. 100 Pairs of boots from Russian winter c...

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Al Qaeda Operatives Captured In Kentucky

Funny story: Al Qaeda Operatives Captured In Kentucky

PADUCAH, Kentucky - Law enforcement officials in Kentucky have stated that they have captured two Al Qaeda operatives. A representative with the Kentucky State Police informed the news media that officers had apprehended known Al Qaeda members Wal...

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Piers Morgan Interviews National Rifle Agency President Fryler P. Crayon

Funny story: Piers Morgan Interviews National Rifle Agency President Fryler P. Crayon

Piers Morgan, the host of CNN's talk show, Piers Morgan Tonight has stated that he does not understand why anyone who is neither a member of the military or of a police department would need to have an AR-15, semi-automatic assault weapon that can fire 800 rounds per minute in his possession. Morgan has stated on several occasions that he is not against the Second Amendment because he does beli...

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Police may have planted weapons

Gardeners have been warned to watch out for dangerous metallic objects, after a laser gun was found in a crop of potatoes in a Mansfield allotment. When officers went to investigate the plot, a 12-bore rifle was seen peeping out above a row of bee...

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Scarborough Shoal standoff: "China's claims are all substantial..."

Funny story: Scarborough Shoal standoff: "China's claims are all substantial..."

After a 1-minute long debate with China's president, President Noynoy Aquino of the Philippines has said that all of China's claims are justified and within the boundaries of international laws. President Aquino said, "We are here to submit to th...

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Pilot for new TV show "Methbusters" ends in disaster

Funny story: Pilot for new TV show "Methbusters" ends in disaster

New York, NY - The fire department was called to quell street celebrations here after the live television audience of the pilot for the new reality TV show, "Methbusters", was accidentally exposed to massive amounts of crystal meth, according to anon...

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Church of England embrace weaponary shock

Funny story: Church of England embrace weaponary shock

The Church of England, for decades branded the Tory Party at Prayer, have unveiled shocking new plans to take their form of Christianity into the 21st Century. Not since the Crusades have a denomination decided to radicalize so thoroughly and with...

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Secret Service unveils new, secret, weapon

In the days following the attempt on Congresswoman Gabby Giffords life, and threats made against other politicians, the U.S. Secret Service has decided on a new tact, in dealing with dangerous situations. Although Secret Service director, Mr. Harr...

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France Questions UK 'Lockerbie Bomber Rescue' Mission to Libya

Funny story: France Questions UK 'Lockerbie Bomber Rescue' Mission to Libya

Following the news that the British government was planning to mount a rescue mission to Libya, the French have reacted with disgust. In a tersely worded communiqué, the French Ambassador said that it appeared that Britain was 'acting in her self-in...

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