Ask a Third Grade Teacher

Funny story written by Wumf

Monday, 10 February 2014

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Third Graders During Afternoon "Quiet Time"

Q. Do you enjoy teaching as your profession?

A. Jimmy! Take your hands off of Michael's neck right now! I don't care if he's your best friend!

Q. I understand there is a shortage of teachers at the moment in the U.S. Is this true?

A. O.K. everybody, I only have 20 homework assignments turned in and there are 24 of you in this class. Does anybody see a problem with this?

Q. Is the school day evenly divided - math, spelling, writing, etc?

A. Whose jacket is this on the floor, whose?

Q. Are primary grade teachers somewhat autonomous in their classrooms?

A. O.K. everybody, eyes on the front white board. Alyssa! Donnie! EYES ON THE FRONT!

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