Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 25 September 2013

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Cassidy Campbell thinking about going back to being a boy.

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has made it known that he will not be putting up with no boys putting on lipstick, a wig, and a padded bra, and telling everyone that, that makes them a girl.

Sheriff Arpaio says that at 81, he has literally seen it all and in his time, he has seen some boys that looked more like girls than some girls did - but Cassidy Campbell, the Huntington Beach homecoming queen ain't one of them - not by a country mile.

The self-proclaimed Toughest Sheriff in America said that he does not give a flying flip what that Campbell kid does just as long as he does not do it in his fabulously fantastic state of Arizona, where he'll tolerate a lot but not a whole hell of a lot.

He has said in no uncertain terms that if Campbell sets foot in his state the boy will be arrested quicker than he can say nail polish.

Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk tried to get an interview with Sheriff "Pinky" Arapaio but his secretary said he was at the mall shopping for some pink curtains for his jailhouse.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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