SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A massive fire in California, known as the Rim Fire roared into the California back country today, threatening to disrupt a gay motocross event.
Homoto Spokesperson, Gaye Barr, said that many Homoto members have complained to the Governor, Jerry Brown, for not putting more strong young men to work, handling hoses.
Mr. Barr commented that Homoto was satisfied with the all-male rusty trumpet band that was flown in to entertain the firefighters and the tossed salad that was served with starfish for the volunteers.
Rim Drilling, Inc. has also been forced to close its back doors, due to the massive fire.
