Microwave Shane Worthington is no longer comfortable with the life that the factory prepared him for and now identifies as a Toaster. 'Yes' said the shiny metal box 'I am sick of living as a Microwave, and now I want to live my life as another shi…
PASCAGOULA, Mississippi - (Satire News) - The Mississippi Beauty Pageant has made, as they say in Brooklyn, history. This year's beauty pageant featured 47 females and one transgender female, who as many in the audience said made the so called "Re…
ABERDEEN, South Dakota - (Sports Satire) - One of the most beautiful and erotically sexy females to ever grace the golf course just keeps getting better and better. Margie Muskatelli (formerly Matthew Muskatelli) entered and won The Aberdeen Snowb…
OKLAHOMA CITY - (Sports Satire) - LPGA golfer Margie Muskatelli, has quickly become one of the world's most famous transgendered athletes. Musky, as sports reporters have pegged her, says that she is excited to have been chosen to be the new spoke…
DENVER - (Sports Satire) - Bob Baffert's latest thoroughbred is now 2-0, after winning the coveted Rocky Mountain Ultra High Derby in Denver by 17¼ lengths. The amazing horse is the only transgender race horse in existence. Baffert, who is the wor…
In an exclusive interview with this reporter today, "Alexa" revealed that she/he/it is sexless and has no gender. This came after an innocent question from me asking what state had recently enacted a law prohibiting transgenders from competing in…
DALLAS – (Satire News) – In a revelation that has stunned the NFL world, a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader has just announced that she is in fact a transgender. The Sports Bet Gazette’s senior writer Zorro La Bamba broke the story about Staci Dinndabac…
SAUSALITO, California – (Satire News) – Local authorities believe that a transgender woman may have broken the 'times married' record for Northern Caifornia. Amanda Barhuddle, who is only 32, recently got married for the seventh time. Barhuddle…
AUSTIN, Texas – (Sports Satire) – The Turnstile Review has broken the story on the very first transgender golfer to play in the LPGA. Buckaroo Kazoo with TS spoke with the gorgeously sexy Margie Musketelli, 27, who easily won the Austin 16 Ladies…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News)- Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleader Gayle Wunderlust has just signed a contract to star in her very own reality show. Savannah Stiletto with The Daily Max interviewed Miss Wanderlust and asked if she will still be an NFL ch…
TRINIDAD, Colorado – (Satire News) – In a move to try and bring members of the transgender community together, Bezos-Musk, Inc., has just announced that they will be donating sexual reassignment surgeries to 6,000 individuals. The Daily Drama News…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – This year’s San Francisco Transgender Beauty Pageant was held at the famed Sidesaddle Coliseum in Chinatown. The event, in it’s 27th year, has become the premier transgender pageant in the entire nation. Contesta…
TAMPA BAY, Florida – (Sports Satire) – Sporting Chance Magazine has confirmed that a Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleader is the NFLs first transgender rah-rah girl. Twenty-four-year-old Gayle Wanderlust, of Tallahassee, who has been cheering for the…
TOLEDO, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – The NASCAR organization is proud to announce that the Toledo 300 Invitational was won by the organization’s very first transgender driver. Twenty-eight-year-old Catalina Puffinpick captured the coveted race from a…
BISON BUTT, Montana – (Satire Sports) – The tiny town of Bison Butt, which is known as The Fried Okra Capital of the World, is brimming with pride, as their hometown athletic girl has qualified for the Summer Olympics in Japan. Hairstylist Fawncel…
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) – NASCAR was founded in 1948, and now after 73 years, the National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing is proudly boasting that they are finally getting with the racing program. Sports Territory Magazine…
One of the foremost mental health experts in the US has issued a statement supporting the application and use of pronouns for people with psychotic disorders. Dr. Felix Hoenikker explains “these people are having what you and I might call halluci…
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