Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says Justin Bieber Needs To Be Deported To Canada

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 17 September 2013

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Justin's mom is afraid that if he does not change his out-of-control attitude he may end up in prison.

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The self-proclaimed Toughest Sheriff in The United States, Joe "Pinky" Arpaio recently told a group of law enforcement officers that little Justin Bieber needs to be sent back home to Canada.

Sheriff Arpaio, 81, said that Bieber is not welcome in his state of Arizona and if he shows up he will personally arrest him for impersonating a black hip hop performer; and a bad one at that.

Governor Jan Brewer, 68, received a call from Sheriff Arpaio regarding the performer known as the Biebs and she is in complete agreement with her BFF.

Meanwhile Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Justin's mom Pattie Mallette has told her pedicurist that she hopes that her son gets deported before he ends up either in the hospital or else in jail.

She said that she does not even recognize her little boy anymore thanks to the dozens of cheap looking tattoos that he has gotten all over his body.

SIDENOTE: Mrs. Mallette said that Justy is starting to resemble the boy version of the highly tattooed Kat Von D.

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