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Funny story: Girlicon Pink Scented Revolvers

Girlicon Pink Scented Revolvers

Girlicon introduces a new of pink, scented revolvers. Let's face it, the world is a scary place. In this day and age, if you are a girl or even a gay guy for that matter, you've got to protect yourself. You may ask, why Girlicon? For years, peo...

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Funny story: Pink's Hubby Turns to Old-Style Parenting

Pink's Hubby Turns to Old-Style Parenting

In a surprising video posted by Carey Hart, husband of singer Pink, their daughter Willow enthusiastically attacks numerous pink balloons with a very sharp knife. While Hart has been widely criticized for allowing Willow to play with a knife, he's al...

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Funny story: Bride Hijacks Gay Wedding

Bride Hijacks Gay Wedding

Bridezilla, Clara Fluff, was devastated to learn that her Wedding Venue had burned down just three days before her wedding due date, last week. Sobbing and distraught, she asked a local radio station to put out an All Points Bulletin to get her a...

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Funny story: First Lady Michelle Obama's ongoing food fight to rid American schools of "racist menus"

First Lady Michelle Obama's ongoing food fight to rid American schools of "racist menus"

COMING SOON TO A SCHOOL NEAR YOU - Michelle Obama has banished the pink cookie beloved by millions of red-blooded Americans. According to the First Lady, "the dessert have too many calorie" for children, or, for that matter, the president himself...

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Funny story: Arizona Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Is Considering Opening Up A Hot Dog Diner

Arizona Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Is Considering Opening Up A Hot Dog Diner

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The man who calls himself The Toughest Sheriff in The United States has just announced a possible business venture. Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio, who is considered to be Governor Jan Brewer's staunchest supporter and rumor...

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Funny story: Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says He'll Use Prison Food Money To Buy More Photos of The Statue of Liberty

Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says He'll Use Prison Food Money To Buy More Photos of The Statue of Liberty

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has proclaimed himself to be The Toughest Sheriff in The United States. The 81-year-old received his nickname from Vice-President Joe Biden because of Arpaio's policy of making his inmates dres...

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Funny story: BOY Pandas Think Pink, Turn Out To Be GIRLS

BOY Pandas Think Pink, Turn Out To Be GIRLS

"Thank Heaven for Little Girls," Maurice Chevalier sang in the background recently when it was announced at Zoo Atlanta that the panda twins born in July, once thought to be male, are female. Blimey! As reported in Oh, boy! Atlanta zoo finds ou...

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Funny story: Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says If That Transgendered California Homecoming Queen Sets Foot In Arizona The Boy Will Be Arrested

Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says If That Transgendered California Homecoming Queen Sets Foot In Arizona The Boy Will Be Arrested

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has made it known that he will not be putting up with no boys putting on lipstick, a wig, and a padded bra, and telling everyone that, that makes them a girl. Sheriff Arpaio says that at 81, he...

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Funny story: To Avoid Any Further Sexist Claims Viagra Pills Will Now Come In Pink As Well As In Blue

To Avoid Any Further Sexist Claims Viagra Pills Will Now Come In Pink As Well As In Blue

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Medications has announced that they will be acting to stem the tide on any more lawsuits due to government issued Viagra pills. A spokesperson for the UDDM stated that the initial lawsuit, was fil...

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Funny story: Pink Dog Wearing Pink Sneakers Still at Large

Pink Dog Wearing Pink Sneakers Still at Large

As reported in "Lost: Pink Dog With Sneakers. Return to West Hollywood." in The New York Times, the Sheriff's Department has still not recovered the 200-pound pink statue of a dog wearing sneakers -- a statue that had stood on Santa Monica Boulevard...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Issues Some Apologies

Miley Cyrus Issues Some Apologies

SAN FRANCISCO - Miley traveled to San Francisco to visit a fan who was recovering from inverted ear lobe surgery. As she left the hospital she was met by Voodoo Dupree a reporter with Glamboyant Magazine. Miss Dupree asked Miley how things were...

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Funny story: Kobe "Vino" Bryant Explains How He Finally Managed To Get The Lakers Fired Up

Kobe "Vino" Bryant Explains How He Finally Managed To Get The Lakers Fired Up

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers have finally made it to .500 ball and superstar Kobe Bryant is taking the credit. Kobe, who has just given himself the new nickname of Vino (Wine), recently spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Dai...

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Funny story: Pink Says Miley Cyrus Stole Her Hairdo

Pink Says Miley Cyrus Stole Her Hairdo

VENICE BEACH - The singer known as Pink is reportedly very angry at Miley Cyrus. Pink, who just turned 33, on September 8, was celebrating her birthday down at Venice Beach. She was wearing an extremely small bikini swimsuit that had white cros...

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Funny story: Kop Horror As Liverpool Show Off Pink, Lemon And Magnolia 4th Strip

Kop Horror As Liverpool Show Off Pink, Lemon And Magnolia 4th Strip

Fury from the Anfield faithful in the Red half of Merseyside, as Liverpool FC players paraded the club's new 4th kit at a photo shoot at the Adelphi Hotel in the city this lunchtime. What the club described as 'a tasteful ensemble, with a pink shi...

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Funny story: Pop Star PINK Hauls in Whale that Spouts Water in Living Color

Pop Star PINK Hauls in Whale that Spouts Water in Living Color

Need you ask which color? For the present, it's programmed for pink of course! But that could change. In the pink again after gallbladder surgery, PINK revealed to a Spoof reporter that she felt the need for a little treat. Hence this very spec...

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Funny story: Obama's Professor Talks; Now Other Teachers Talk Too

Obama's Professor Talks; Now Other Teachers Talk Too

The floodgates have opened since one of Obama's former professors gave a negative review of his presidency. Now teachers all over the U.S. are talking about their former students. But unlike the professor's critique of President Obama, these ar...

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Funny story: Pop Star Pink Gets Even Pinker

Pop Star Pink Gets Even Pinker

She's working on a new album and her hair is back to being pink. But that's not the whole story. No way! Friends report that the pop star has become totally obsessed with the color pink, buying herself a pink Jaguar, having her home (inside and...

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