Donald Trump Demands To See President Putin's Birth Certificate

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 15 September 2013

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Russian President Vladimir Putin says that he cannot stand Donald Trump. (Photo provided by Maksim Chmerkovskiy).

NEW YORK CITY - There is no one in the United States of America who is more into himself than Donald Trump.

The man with the Hairdo From Hell cannot stand to not be in the country's spotlight and he has said in the past that he actually lives to be in the limelight.

And at no time was that more evident than a couple of years ago when the Trumpster made a fool of himself and harped on and on about wanting to see President Obama's birth certificate.

Rosie O'Donnell who has feuded with Trump in the past, said that if Donnie Boy had to chose between food or publicity he would chose the publicity.

Trump has now found a new drum to beat and it involves Russian President Vladimir Putin.

El Donaldo, as Sofia Vergara refers to him, recently told Glamboyant Magazine that since Putin has chosen to inject himself into the Syrian mess then he (Trump) is going to have to demand to see his birth certificate.

Trump said that for all we know Putin may have been born in Portugal or maybe even Bolivia.

SIDENOTE: President Putin when told about Trump wanting to see his birth certificate remarked that he has instructed his chief of missile deployment to lock in one of his missiles on that sickly looking beaver that is sitting on top of Trump The Dumps head.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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