Trump to Join GOP Comedy Tour

Funny story written by The Ruling Authority

Friday, 13 September 2013

The comedy trio of Bachman, Gohmert, and King bombed in Cairo. Critics say that they need a fourth member, perhaps with odd red hair, to really wow a difficult audience.

Larry, Curly, and Moe could stand on their own as a comedy trio, but they had better material. Bachman (R.- Minn.), Gohmert (R.- Texas), and King (R.- Iowa) need a Shemp and that might well be Donald Trump (R.- Nowhere).

One problem with the trio as they stand now, is that foreign audiences, not used to the GOP brand of humor, might very well be taking them seriously. Their kind of humor might even possibly be misconstrued as actual U.S. policy and could cause more damage to our nation's image abroad.

The addition of Trump to the line-up would remove all doubt in anybody's mind that what is being presented is pure comedy, not to be taken as anything other than that.

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