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Funny story: Man's Wife Cut His Hair, With An Outcome That Was Less Than Satisfactory

Man's Wife Cut His Hair, With An Outcome That Was Less Than Satisfactory

Bangkok, Thailand - A man who allowed his wife to cut his hair was left ruing his decision today, after the enterprise went disastrously wrong, and had to be put right by a visit to someone who knew what he was doing. Moys Kenwood, 51, of Bangpako...

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Funny story: Man's Bald Patch Is Getting Bigger

Man's Bald Patch Is Getting Bigger

A man who had told anyone who would listen, he "couldn't give a fuck" about the bald patch atop his cranium, has now told those close to him, if it gets any bigger, he won't hesitate to: "lop the fucking lot off!" The man, whose identity is be...

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Funny story: President Macron retaliates on a White House morning re dandruff on his shoulder

President Macron retaliates on a White House morning re dandruff on his shoulder

Breaking: That the immaculate Emmanuel Macron, President of France, would find a rejoinder to Mr. Trump goes without saying. The two are currently discussing the nuclear disarmament deal with Iran and whether to modify it or drop it. Review: A...

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Funny story: Green Haired Girl Sues School District

Green Haired Girl Sues School District

Amanda Jenkins only wants one thing, and that is to be able to attend school. However, that presents a challenge for her. Jenkins was born with green hair. "Amanda was born with a difference in how her hair follicles use minerals such as titanium...

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Funny story: Double Dutchman, Geert Wilders, has better hair than Trump he claims!

Double Dutchman, Geert Wilders, has better hair than Trump he claims!

They might be on the same wave length as far as politics go, but they are a million miles away from each other when it comes down to hair! Geert Wilders, huge fan of Donald, and vice versa, Donald loves Geert, have many things in common, HATE, HAT...

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Funny story: Is Melania Even In The Same Bed As Donald Trump?

Is Melania Even In The Same Bed As Donald Trump?

In Pennsylvania yesterday Melania Trump, the wife of GOP candidate Donald Trump, gave a speech which said, in part, "America has become "too mean and too rough," and that as first lady she would attempt to correct this national defect. This promp...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney's final wig attempt televised live on Facebook!

Wayne Rooney's final wig attempt televised live on Facebook!

Facebook have decided to show a unique insight into the bald life of superstar footballer, Wayne Rooney, tonight! They will be live-streaming his road to baldness live and there will even be close-ups of several attempts to reconstruct his thinning,...

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Funny story: Dr. Ben Carson Performs Surgery on Trump's Brain

Dr. Ben Carson Performs Surgery on Trump's Brain

UPI: Hospital officials have confirmed that Dr. Ben Carson operated on Donald J. Trump last Thursday in the neurosurgical unit of the world's most elite hospital in Dubai, explaining the Republican frontrunner's uncharacteristic absence from the campaign trail over the past two weeks. Officials declined to offer details, but a leaked interview given by Dr. Carson to the Drudge Report-and intended...

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Funny story: Trails and tribulations of transitioning - Hair

Trails and tribulations of transitioning - Hair

Hair: It's a perennial problem for Trans women. Since opting for this particular life path, I've had a love hate relationship with hair. What I have and what I want are so diametrically opposite, you'd think there was some cosmic joke doing it deliberately. As they say in show-biz, I'll start at the top: Head hair. Some people, some lucky, lucky people, have more head hair than they can...

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Funny story: Army Bans Black Women's Hairstyles

Army Bans Black Women's Hairstyles

WASHINGTON - The ban on some popular hairstyles raises the ire of black female soldiers. In reaction to new Army hairstyle regulations banning twists, dreadlocks and larger cornrows - all very popular with black female soldiers - women soldiers are...

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Funny story: Boyfriend's Ponytail Annoys Daughter's Father

Boyfriend's Ponytail Annoys Daughter's Father

A Florida man claims he is mildly perturbed and annoyed that his daughters new boyfriend, despite being a boy, has long hair like a girl, and sports his feminine locks in a ponytail. "Well, I just don't know, my daughter says she has a boyfriend...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Has Gotten His Feelings Hurt

Donald Trump Has Gotten His Feelings Hurt

NEW YORK CITY - Billionaire Donald Trump recently told Regis Philbin on The Viagra View that he cannot understand why so many of the American people; especially those that could be categorized as either being poor or semi-poor dislike him so much.

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Funny story: Yarm Ney Spots First Humans Mating in Woods

Yarm Ney Spots First Humans Mating in Woods

"I think they were mating as they kept making all these funny noises and it looked like their shelter device was about to fall in", stated Yarm, a Bigfoot from the Ozarks. So Yarm Ney has been the first to spot humans this year and gets the Lucky...

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Funny story: The Ugly Hair Society of North America Has Named Its 2014 Winner

The Ugly Hair Society of North America Has Named Its 2014 Winner

TUCSON, Arizona - Felicia Collycart, spokeswoman for The Ugly Hair Society of North America, has just announced the winner and two runners up in its annual ugly hair poll. Miss Collycart, who is a hair stylist, stated that third place went to talk...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Says She May Become A Blonde

Michelle Obama Says She May Become A Blonde

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama recently visited with actress NeNe Leakes on the set of her reality television show The Real Housewives of Atlanta. The first lady reportedly got along great with the sometimes outspoken NeNe who has appeared on D...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Keeping A Low Profile After His Hateful Michelle Obama Comment

Russell Brand Keeping A Low Profile After His Hateful Michelle Obama Comment

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Russell Brand has always been an individual who says what is on his mind. And that very type of thinking has landed him in hot water after he made a comment regarding the nation's first lady, Michelle Obama. A few weeks ago th...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Furious At Her Younger Sister Ashlee

Jessica Simpson Furious At Her Younger Sister Ashlee

BEVERLY HILLS - The Simpson sisters, Jessica and Ashlee, paid a visit to their favorite hair stylist FuFi Fondue owner of The Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive. As Ashlee sat in the salon chair getting the split ends trimmed on her long flowing g...

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