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Funny story: Hair Today Gone Tomorrow

Hair Today Gone Tomorrow

Just as the U.S.A. acquired it own Guy Fawkes in Donald Trump, now Great Britain has its very own Richard Nixon in Boris Johnson! Boris Johnson will be serving a long time behind bars for his part in Partygate, but as an unexpected twist, his hai…

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Funny story: Man thrown out of swimming pool after beard soaks up all the water

Man thrown out of swimming pool after beard soaks up all the water

A man was asked to leave Spodbury Leisure Centre today after reducing the water level by six inches in five minutes with his ridiculous beard and four-inch long back hair. As he left the poolside, builder ZeeZee Topp, 27, said, "This is discrimina…

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Funny story: Renowned Scientists And Fabulous Hairdressers Reveal The Truth; The Man-Bun Is Deadly!

Renowned Scientists And Fabulous Hairdressers Reveal The Truth; The Man-Bun Is Deadly!

Scientist from the U.S., Europe, and Oakville, Ontario, Canada have joined forces with their hairdressing counterparts to warn the world at large that the scourge of the 21st century, the dopey-looking, douchie hairstyle known as 'The Man-Bun' is not…

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Funny story: Christmas Cancelled As Shakin Stevens Discovers First Grey Hair

Christmas Cancelled As Shakin Stevens Discovers First Grey Hair

Christmas 2021 is officially cancelled this year, as it has been confirmed that raven-haired Welsh rocker Shakin Stevens found a grey hair while brushing his teeth this morning. Shaky, real name Michael Parratt, 97, has been entertaining people w…

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Funny story: England’s Prime Minister Boris Johnson and America’s Racist Perv Donald Trump Tie For “The Ugliest Hairdo In The World”

England’s Prime Minister Boris Johnson and America’s Racist Perv Donald Trump Tie For “The Ugliest Hairdo In The World”

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The 43rd Annual Hair Stylists of America held its yearly hairstyling convention in the Windy City. They had several seminars on the upcoming hair trends for 2022. One interesting trend is that in early 2022, men over 65,…

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Funny story: Norway’s Hair-Raising Wonder Pill

Norway’s Hair-Raising Wonder Pill

OSLO, Norway – (Satire News) - Scientists in Norway claim that they have discovered a pill that successfully restores a full head of a hair to completely bald men; but unfortunately, it also has an undesirable side effect. According to Norway’s na…

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Funny story: Canadian Prime Minister Calls For An Election For His Erection

Canadian Prime Minister Calls For An Election For His Erection

Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau (who also goes by the name 'Justine' on Saturday nights), has done what most logical, intelligent, and compassionate world leaders would do, and has called for a Federal election during a global pandemic. Af…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Is Still Lying as He Insists That He's Not Bald

Donald Trump Is Still Lying as He Insists That He's Not Bald

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – iRumors has divulged that ex-president Donald Trump, aka the former Divider-in-Chief, is actually totally bald. Trump’s hairstylist, his personal nurse, his sex therapist, and girlfriend, Maria Bartiromo, we…

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Funny story: Republican Kelly Loeffler Got Her Robot Ass Kicked By Democrat Raphael Warnock

Republican Kelly Loeffler Got Her Robot Ass Kicked By Democrat Raphael Warnock

ATLANTA – (Satire News) - Every national news media organization is saying that Kelly Loeffler looked like a cross between a zombie, Ann Coulter, and a Stepford Wife. Many who watched the Georgia Television Debate between “Hairzilla” Loeffler and…

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Funny story: Extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures - the Man-bun will be culled

Extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures - the Man-bun will be culled

Reports of the Man-bun, once the preserve of post pseudo-hipsters (real hipsters wouldn’t be seen dead with one), migrating to the heads of middle-aged men in lockdown, has resulted in ‘Questions in the House’. As barbers and hairdressers return t…

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Funny story: Wind blew so hard, it gave man a middle parting

Wind blew so hard, it gave man a middle parting

After a weekend of unseasonable gusty weather, it's been revealed that the wind was so strong in one part of the country, that it blew one man's hair into a middle parting. Russell Bonkers was on his way to the barber shop near where he lives in S…

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Funny story: Hairdressers Now Offering 'Other Services'

Hairdressers Now Offering 'Other Services'

The Coronavirus Lockdown is finally over, for some businesses, and, as hairdressers got back to work last week complete with their face masks, it became apparent that many in the trade have 'branched out' into other areas of the hospitality trade.

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Funny story: Man forgot he was going bald

Man forgot he was going bald

After his first trip to the hairdresser in four months, Stan Bridgewater was cruelly reminded of the fact that he is going bald. The formerly hirsute office junior, 47, brushed his hair once, and left it at that, knowing that it would continue to…

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Funny story: Man Had His Hair Cut By Brother-In-Law

Man Had His Hair Cut By Brother-In-Law

A man whose hair needed a trim has had the operation performed by his brother-in-law, it's been reported. The incident happened late yesterday afternoon in the breezy back garden of Moys Kenwood, 56, who had been taking a 10-minute exercise stroll...

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Funny story: The Number One Thing About Bernie Sanders That Turns People Off

The Number One Thing About Bernie Sanders That Turns People Off

DUCKWATER, Nevada – Bernie Sanders was campaigning in Duckwater, Nevada, which is famous for being the only city west of the Mississippi River that Mrs. Abraham Lincoln ever visited. Sanders was interviewed by a reporter with The Las Vegas Citizen...

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Funny story: Johnson's Facial Hair Bill trimmed by Lords

Johnson's Facial Hair Bill trimmed by Lords

With Brexit done, Parliament has turned its attention to central questions of British life. Boris Johnson's Facial Hair Bill, however, has been given a short back and sides at the Committee Stage by the House of Lords. "Incomprehensible," moped th...

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Funny story: Hull Man Has Four Attempts At Picking Hair Up From Floor

Hull Man Has Four Attempts At Picking Hair Up From Floor

There was annoyance on a grand scale this morning when an Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok took four attempts to successfully pick up a hair from the floor. The hair, one of the few that are left on the head of Moys Kenwood, 48, ha...

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