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Funny story: The FBI Raids a Wig Shop In Arkansas and Finds 53 Kilos of Colombian Cocaine

The FBI Raids a Wig Shop In Arkansas and Finds 53 Kilos of Colombian Cocaine

BALD KNOB, Arkansas - (Satire News) - The FBI conducted a pre-dawn raid on the Wigged Out Weasel wig emporium on Hirsute Boulevard. Federal officers confiscated over 189 different types of wigs, toupees and merkins, many imported from Denmark, Jap…

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Funny story: Prince William Makes Thinning Hair Sexy

Prince William Makes Thinning Hair Sexy

Who’d of thought? Maybe Dorothy Parker said, “If you’re thin, you can get away with murder.” Of course, she was directing her opinion about one’s dress and not the real thing of murder. Gisele Bundchen can wear a potato sack and look fashiona…

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Funny story: £200 for a haircut? You must be joking!

£200 for a haircut? You must be joking!

As news comes in the former Manchester City defender Micah Richards spends £200 a week on haircuts. One Manchester resident pays just £2 and insists it’s the best in town! Jed Ollerenshaw, 18, from Ardwick, a town just one mile outside the city c…

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Funny story: Death of the Karen

Death of the Karen

The hairstyle known as “The Karen” has finally been put to rest. Peace may now flow over the face of the earth. All hair salons throughout the world have immediately imposed a total ban on the, some would say, demonic hair. Ms. Imelda Applebaum of…

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Funny story: Prince Charles Is Very Happy With His New Hair Implants

Prince Charles Is Very Happy With His New Hair Implants

LONDON - (Satire News) - British reporter Petula Tart, with Ta Ta For Now News spoke with the Prince of Wales (aka Charles) and she learned that the 73-year-old monarch is extremely pleased with the outcome of his recent hair procedure. Prince Cha…

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Funny story: Prince Charles Is Very Happy With His New Hair Implants

Prince Charles Is Very Happy With His New Hair Implants

LONDON - (UK Satire) - Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck, recently spoke with Prince Charles at a Tottenham Hotspur FC - Nottingham Forest FC football game. Buck noticed that there was something about the Prince of Wales that was different.

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Funny story: Hair Today Gone Tomorrow

Hair Today Gone Tomorrow

Just as the U.S.A. acquired it own Guy Fawkes in Donald Trump, now Great Britain has its very own Richard Nixon in Boris Johnson! Boris Johnson will be serving a long time behind bars for his part in Partygate, but as an unexpected twist, his hai…

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Funny story: Man thrown out of swimming pool after beard soaks up all the water

Man thrown out of swimming pool after beard soaks up all the water

A man was asked to leave Spodbury Leisure Centre today after reducing the water level by six inches in five minutes with his ridiculous beard and four-inch long back hair. As he left the poolside, builder ZeeZee Topp, 27, said, "This is discrimina…

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Funny story: Renowned Scientists And Fabulous Hairdressers Reveal The Truth; The Man-Bun Is Deadly!

Renowned Scientists And Fabulous Hairdressers Reveal The Truth; The Man-Bun Is Deadly!

Scientist from the U.S., Europe, and Oakville, Ontario, Canada have joined forces with their hairdressing counterparts to warn the world at large that the scourge of the 21st century, the dopey-looking, douchie hairstyle known as 'The Man-Bun' is not…

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Funny story: Christmas Cancelled As Shakin Stevens Discovers First Grey Hair

Christmas Cancelled As Shakin Stevens Discovers First Grey Hair

Christmas 2021 is officially cancelled this year, as it has been confirmed that raven-haired Welsh rocker Shakin Stevens found a grey hair while brushing his teeth this morning. Shaky, real name Michael Parratt, 97, has been entertaining people w…

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Funny story: England’s Prime Minister Boris Johnson and America’s Racist Perv Donald Trump Tie For “The Ugliest Hairdo In The World”

England’s Prime Minister Boris Johnson and America’s Racist Perv Donald Trump Tie For “The Ugliest Hairdo In The World”

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The 43rd Annual Hair Stylists of America held its yearly hairstyling convention in the Windy City. They had several seminars on the upcoming hair trends for 2022. One interesting trend is that in early 2022, men over 65,…

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Funny story: Norway’s Hair-Raising Wonder Pill

Norway’s Hair-Raising Wonder Pill

OSLO, Norway – (Satire News) - Scientists in Norway claim that they have discovered a pill that successfully restores a full head of a hair to completely bald men; but unfortunately, it also has an undesirable side effect. According to Norway’s na…

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Funny story: Canadian Prime Minister Calls For An Election For His Erection

Canadian Prime Minister Calls For An Election For His Erection

Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau (who also goes by the name 'Justine' on Saturday nights), has done what most logical, intelligent, and compassionate world leaders would do, and has called for a Federal election during a global pandemic. Af…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Is Still Lying as He Insists That He's Not Bald

Donald Trump Is Still Lying as He Insists That He's Not Bald

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – iRumors has divulged that ex-president Donald Trump, aka the former Divider-in-Chief, is actually totally bald. Trump’s hairstylist, his personal nurse, his sex therapist, and girlfriend, Maria Bartiromo, we…

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Funny story: Republican Kelly Loeffler Got Her Robot Ass Kicked By Democrat Raphael Warnock

Republican Kelly Loeffler Got Her Robot Ass Kicked By Democrat Raphael Warnock

ATLANTA – (Satire News) - Every national news media organization is saying that Kelly Loeffler looked like a cross between a zombie, Ann Coulter, and a Stepford Wife. Many who watched the Georgia Television Debate between “Hairzilla” Loeffler and…

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Funny story: Extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures - the Man-bun will be culled

Extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures - the Man-bun will be culled

Reports of the Man-bun, once the preserve of post pseudo-hipsters (real hipsters wouldn’t be seen dead with one), migrating to the heads of middle-aged men in lockdown, has resulted in ‘Questions in the House’. As barbers and hairdressers return t…

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Funny story: Wind blew so hard, it gave man a middle parting

Wind blew so hard, it gave man a middle parting

After a weekend of unseasonable gusty weather, it's been revealed that the wind was so strong in one part of the country, that it blew one man's hair into a middle parting. Russell Bonkers was on his way to the barber shop near where he lives in S…

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