BALD KNOB, Arkansas - (Satire News) - The FBI conducted a pre-dawn raid on the Wigged Out Weasel wig emporium on Hirsute Boulevard. Federal officers confiscated over 189 different types of wigs, toupees and merkins, many imported from Denmark, Jap…
Who’d of thought? Maybe Dorothy Parker said, “If you’re thin, you can get away with murder.” Of course, she was directing her opinion about one’s dress and not the real thing of murder. Gisele Bundchen can wear a potato sack and look fashiona…
As news comes in the former Manchester City defender Micah Richards spends £200 a week on haircuts. One Manchester resident pays just £2 and insists it’s the best in town! Jed Ollerenshaw, 18, from Ardwick, a town just one mile outside the city c…
The hairstyle known as “The Karen” has finally been put to rest. Peace may now flow over the face of the earth. All hair salons throughout the world have immediately imposed a total ban on the, some would say, demonic hair. Ms. Imelda Applebaum of…
LONDON - (Satire News) - British reporter Petula Tart, with Ta Ta For Now News spoke with the Prince of Wales (aka Charles) and she learned that the 73-year-old monarch is extremely pleased with the outcome of his recent hair procedure. Prince Cha…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck, recently spoke with Prince Charles at a Tottenham Hotspur FC - Nottingham Forest FC football game. Buck noticed that there was something about the Prince of Wales that was different.
Just as the U.S.A. acquired it own Guy Fawkes in Donald Trump, now Great Britain has its very own Richard Nixon in Boris Johnson! Boris Johnson will be serving a long time behind bars for his part in Partygate, but as an unexpected twist, his hai…
A man was asked to leave Spodbury Leisure Centre today after reducing the water level by six inches in five minutes with his ridiculous beard and four-inch long back hair. As he left the poolside, builder ZeeZee Topp, 27, said, "This is discrimina…
Scientist from the U.S., Europe, and Oakville, Ontario, Canada have joined forces with their hairdressing counterparts to warn the world at large that the scourge of the 21st century, the dopey-looking, douchie hairstyle known as 'The Man-Bun' is not…
Christmas 2021 is officially cancelled this year, as it has been confirmed that raven-haired Welsh rocker Shakin Stevens found a grey hair while brushing his teeth this morning. Shaky, real name Michael Parratt, 97, has been entertaining people w…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The 43rd Annual Hair Stylists of America held its yearly hairstyling convention in the Windy City. They had several seminars on the upcoming hair trends for 2022. One interesting trend is that in early 2022, men over 65,…
OSLO, Norway – (Satire News) - Scientists in Norway claim that they have discovered a pill that successfully restores a full head of a hair to completely bald men; but unfortunately, it also has an undesirable side effect. According to Norway’s na…
Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau (who also goes by the name 'Justine' on Saturday nights), has done what most logical, intelligent, and compassionate world leaders would do, and has called for a Federal election during a global pandemic. Af…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – iRumors has divulged that ex-president Donald Trump, aka the former Divider-in-Chief, is actually totally bald. Trump’s hairstylist, his personal nurse, his sex therapist, and girlfriend, Maria Bartiromo, we…
ATLANTA – (Satire News) - Every national news media organization is saying that Kelly Loeffler looked like a cross between a zombie, Ann Coulter, and a Stepford Wife. Many who watched the Georgia Television Debate between “Hairzilla” Loeffler and…
Reports of the Man-bun, once the preserve of post pseudo-hipsters (real hipsters wouldn’t be seen dead with one), migrating to the heads of middle-aged men in lockdown, has resulted in ‘Questions in the House’. As barbers and hairdressers return t…
After a weekend of unseasonable gusty weather, it's been revealed that the wind was so strong in one part of the country, that it blew one man's hair into a middle parting. Russell Bonkers was on his way to the barber shop near where he lives in S…
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