SNP Deny Anti English Sentiment

Funny story written by grimbo

Sunday, 8 May 2011

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Victorious SNP leader Alex Salmond has moved quickly to deny that there is any anti English bias in his party.

The First Minister stated :

"Despite our comprehensive victory in the elections which gave us a clear majority in Holyrood, I can reassure our comrades down South that there is in no way any anti English sentiment in the Scottish National Party".

Salmond has announced his new set of minsters :

Deputy First Minister - Jimmy "The Sassanach Hater" Thomson

Minister For Justice - Wullie "Shoot The Tory Bastards" McConnachie

Minister For Sport - Bobby "The Wembley Pitch Digger" Anderson

Minister For Education - Tam "Remember Culloden" Douglas

Minister For Tourism - Eck "Lets Rebuild Hadrians Wall" Sinclair

More to follow.

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