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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Reveals A Very Interesting Fact About Her G-Spot

Sarah Ferguson Reveals A Very Interesting Fact About Her G-Spot

BEVERLY HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson recently dumped long-time boyfriend Brit mouthpiece Piers Morgan. According to London's Ta Ta For Now News the reason was because, as Fergie put it, his idea of foreplay was simply using w…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson's Thoroughbred Race Horse "Nude Duchess" To Run In The Kentucky Derby

Sarah Ferguson's Thoroughbred Race Horse "Nude Duchess" To Run In The Kentucky Derby

NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The most famous duchess in the United States, the Duchess of York, has just entered her race horse "Nude Duchess" in the Kentucky Derby. Sarah Ferguson, who is Queen Elizabeth's daughter-in-law, purchased the geld…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Says All The Profits From Her Nude Men's Magazine Spread Will Go To Brooklyn's Homeless

Sarah Ferguson Says All The Profits From Her Nude Men's Magazine Spread Will Go To Brooklyn's Homeless

BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, says that those who do not want to see her hot, sexy naked body can just go to their bathroom and play with themselves; and that includes any and all prudish women. Fergie speakin…

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Is Devasted After Girlfriend Sarah Ferguson Dumps His Ass!

Piers Morgan Is Devasted After Girlfriend Sarah Ferguson Dumps His Ass!

LONDON - (UK Satire) - Tickety Boo News is reporting that Piers Morgan is the unhappiest man in the entire UK. Morgan's long-time girl, Sarah Ferguson, reportedly dumped him via a text message. In the text the Duchess of York told the Mouth of…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Dumps Boyfriend Piers Morgan - Says She's Looking For An American Boyfriend

Sarah Ferguson Dumps Boyfriend Piers Morgan - Says She's Looking For An American Boyfriend

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Well it's official, the Duchess of York has just broken up with the Mouth of London. Margarita Mixx with Wild Whispers noted that Sarah Ferguson has had her fill of Piers Morgan and she has tossed him to the curb.

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Admits That She Has Been Cheating On Boyfriend Piers Morgan

Sarah Ferguson Admits That She Has Been Cheating On Boyfriend Piers Morgan

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Scuttlebutt Review has just made it known that the Duchess of York has just admitted that yes, she has been cheating on her Brit boyfriend and Queen Elizabeth asskisser Piers Morgan. Sarah Ferguson admitted to r…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Agrees To Do A Nude Layout For A Reputable Men's Magazine

Sarah Ferguson Agrees To Do A Nude Layout For A Reputable Men's Magazine

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, has just been signed to appear in Playguy Magazine. According to Playguy publisher, Brandon D. Hullyboro, 57, Sarah Ferguson is one of the best looking 62-year-old women he h…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson, The Duchess of York, Chimes In On The Will Smith - Chris Rock Oscars Incident

Sarah Ferguson, The Duchess of York, Chimes In On The Will Smith - Chris Rock Oscars Incident

LONDON - (Satire News) - The former Duchess of York was recently asked what she thought about the incident at the Oscars, where Will Smith (a black man) went up on the stage before a world-wide audience of millions and ambushed comedian Chris Rock (a…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Has To Change The Name of Her Sex Toy Shoppe To Avoid a Lawsuit

Sarah Ferguson Has To Change The Name of Her Sex Toy Shoppe To Avoid a Lawsuit

LONDON - (Satire News) - The Duchess of York is reportedly upset at the fact that the British government is forcing her to change the name of her brand new adult sex toy shoppe, which she just opened two months ago. Sarah Ferguson said that she ha…

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Funny story: Revloins Hires Sarah Ferguson To Be The New Model For Their New Duchess Red Toe Nail Polish

Revloins Hires Sarah Ferguson To Be The New Model For Their New Duchess Red Toe Nail Polish

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has just broken the story that the Duchess of York, aka Sarah Ferguson has just signed a contract with the largest women's beauty company in the nation. Revloins signed Fergie, as she is better known, to ap…

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Funny story: Sales of Sarah Ferguson’s Duchess Fergie Sandals Are Going Through The Roof

Sales of Sarah Ferguson’s Duchess Fergie Sandals Are Going Through The Roof

LONDON – (Satire News) – There is no one in the United Kingdom who is happier at the moment that Sarah "The Red Babe" Ferguson, the Duchess of York. Fergie, as she is known world-wide, has just been informed that sales of her magenta-colored desig…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Is Voted The United Kingdom’s Favorite MILF

Sarah Ferguson Is Voted The United Kingdom’s Favorite MILF

LONDON – (UK Satire) – The Duchess of York seems to keep on getting more popular due to the fact that she managed to survive the highly embarrassing “Toe-Sucking Scandal of 2009,” as well as the "No Panties Scandal of 2013." Sarah Ferguson, who is…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Denies The Rumors That She Has a Solid Gold Nipple Ring

Sarah Ferguson Denies The Rumors That She Has a Solid Gold Nipple Ring

LONDON – (UK Satire) – The woman known as Fergie, wants everyone to know that the rumor about her recently having gotten a nipple ring is positively false. The Duchess of York, did state for the record that she does have a tiny tattoo of a humming…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Has Just Revealed That Donald Trump Once Asked Her Out On A Date

Sarah Ferguson Has Just Revealed That Donald Trump Once Asked Her Out On A Date

LONDON – (UK Satire) – The Bee’s Knees News Agency reports that the former Duchess of York informed BKNA writer Birmingham Cribworthy that the twice-impeached, one term loser Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump asked her out on a date back in 1992. Sara…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Divulges That As Soon As Boyfriend Piers Morgan’s Divorce Is Final, The Two Will Walk Down The Aisle

Sarah Ferguson Divulges That As Soon As Boyfriend Piers Morgan’s Divorce Is Final, The Two Will Walk Down The Aisle

TOTTENHAM, England – (UK Satire) – The most popular power couple in the UK is Piers Morgan and Sarah Ferguson. The two were recently spotted at a pub in Tottenham, sharing a pitcher of Stella Artois Beer. The noted journalist has said that Fer…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Says That Prime Minister Boris Johnson, Simon Cowell, and Elton John Have Visited Her New Adult Sex Toy Shoppe

Sarah Ferguson Says That Prime Minister Boris Johnson, Simon Cowell, and Elton John Have Visited Her New Adult Sex Toy Shoppe

LONDON – (UK Satire) – London’s True Dat News Agency reports that Sarah Ferguson’s brand new adult sex toy shoppe is doing fantastic business. In fact, reporter Reggie Rickenbacker commented that Fergie’s shoppe, known as the Lascivious Lobster Ad…

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Funny story: Sarah Ferguson Denies That She Is Cheating On Boyfriend Piers Morgan

Sarah Ferguson Denies That She Is Cheating On Boyfriend Piers Morgan

LONDON – (UK Satire) – Sarah Ferguson recently told a very close friend that she has never been happier than she is now, and she confesses that she owes it all to her new boyfriend Piers Morgan. The 62-year-old Duchess of York, says that when she…

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