BEVERLY HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson recently dumped long-time boyfriend Brit mouthpiece Piers Morgan. According to London's Ta Ta For Now News the reason was because, as Fergie put it, his idea of foreplay was simply using w…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The most famous duchess in the United States, the Duchess of York, has just entered her race horse "Nude Duchess" in the Kentucky Derby. Sarah Ferguson, who is Queen Elizabeth's daughter-in-law, purchased the geld…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, says that those who do not want to see her hot, sexy naked body can just go to their bathroom and play with themselves; and that includes any and all prudish women. Fergie speakin…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Tickety Boo News is reporting that Piers Morgan is the unhappiest man in the entire UK. Morgan's long-time girl, Sarah Ferguson, reportedly dumped him via a text message. In the text the Duchess of York told the Mouth of…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Well it's official, the Duchess of York has just broken up with the Mouth of London. Margarita Mixx with Wild Whispers noted that Sarah Ferguson has had her fill of Piers Morgan and she has tossed him to the curb.
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Scuttlebutt Review has just made it known that the Duchess of York has just admitted that yes, she has been cheating on her Brit boyfriend and Queen Elizabeth asskisser Piers Morgan. Sarah Ferguson admitted to r…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, has just been signed to appear in Playguy Magazine. According to Playguy publisher, Brandon D. Hullyboro, 57, Sarah Ferguson is one of the best looking 62-year-old women he h…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The former Duchess of York was recently asked what she thought about the incident at the Oscars, where Will Smith (a black man) went up on the stage before a world-wide audience of millions and ambushed comedian Chris Rock (a…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The Duchess of York is reportedly upset at the fact that the British government is forcing her to change the name of her brand new adult sex toy shoppe, which she just opened two months ago. Sarah Ferguson said that she ha…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has just broken the story that the Duchess of York, aka Sarah Ferguson has just signed a contract with the largest women's beauty company in the nation. Revloins signed Fergie, as she is better known, to ap…
LONDON – (Satire News) – There is no one in the United Kingdom who is happier at the moment that Sarah "The Red Babe" Ferguson, the Duchess of York. Fergie, as she is known world-wide, has just been informed that sales of her magenta-colored desig…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – The Duchess of York seems to keep on getting more popular due to the fact that she managed to survive the highly embarrassing “Toe-Sucking Scandal of 2009,” as well as the "No Panties Scandal of 2013." Sarah Ferguson, who is…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – The woman known as Fergie, wants everyone to know that the rumor about her recently having gotten a nipple ring is positively false. The Duchess of York, did state for the record that she does have a tiny tattoo of a humming…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – The Bee’s Knees News Agency reports that the former Duchess of York informed BKNA writer Birmingham Cribworthy that the twice-impeached, one term loser Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump asked her out on a date back in 1992. Sara…
TOTTENHAM, England – (UK Satire) – The most popular power couple in the UK is Piers Morgan and Sarah Ferguson. The two were recently spotted at a pub in Tottenham, sharing a pitcher of Stella Artois Beer. The noted journalist has said that Fer…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – London’s True Dat News Agency reports that Sarah Ferguson’s brand new adult sex toy shoppe is doing fantastic business. In fact, reporter Reggie Rickenbacker commented that Fergie’s shoppe, known as the Lascivious Lobster Ad…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – Sarah Ferguson recently told a very close friend that she has never been happier than she is now, and she confesses that she owes it all to her new boyfriend Piers Morgan. The 62-year-old Duchess of York, says that when she…
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