London - (Ass Mess): Her identity is a closely guarded secret. But last week's collapse of a 58 year-old client in the shower cubicle of Mistress Lucrezia's bordello begs the question: is it SuBo behind the rhinestone-studded leather mask?
Tucked away in the sleepy Belgian village of Sint-Job-in-'t-Goor (yes, really!) - the bawdy house hit the headlines this week because of a bondage fatality.
The unnamed businessman - possibly Greek, maybe with diplomatic impunity - was found slumped among the suds, his body crisscrossed with telltale signs of a very long S&M session.
An ambulance took him to the nearest Emergency Room where an internal forage revealed a classic cache of sex toys.
These include a skipping rope, two kilos of treacle and a bottle of Anal Nitrate.
The unidentified man died soon after.
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