Abasement brothel busted in Chinese Paris Hilton

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Tuesday, 22 June 2010

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Dozens of hookers like this one were busted

Chongqing - (Reuterus): A police dawn raid has shut down the notorious Purple Pussyfat brothel in Chongqing's Paris Hilton Hotel.

Over 100 clients and sex workers were arrested including the city's award winning transvestite hookers catering to the nascent Chinese oil and gas industry.

The raid follows a major police crackpot - er...crackdown! - on vice, drugs and gambling amid the arrest of hundreds of gangsters and one of the city's top policemen.

Last week the Chongqing Fortune Cookie Factory was closed down following the seizure of thousands of cocaine wraps destined to be hidden inside the iconic prediction-peddling biscuits.

An illicit casino operation was also smashed after a 'new mothers' breastfeeding clu'b turned out to be a money laundering front.

Paris Hilton is 69.

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