Written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 24 June 2010

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She was also fondling their balls...

Police in London SW19 have said that they arrested a woman on a charge of prostitution late on Wednesday night very near to the All England Tennis Club at Wimbledon.

She is a prominent name in Ladies tennis.

So far, no more details of the arrest are known, but witnesses to the arrest say the woman was black, aged about 28, extremely muscular, and had the appearance of someone who might be number 1 ladies tennis player in the world.

Police have refused to give any other information other than that the woman was performing fellatio on one man, engaging in anal intercourse with another, and was giving two other men a 'ham shank'.

Three other men were forming a nearby queue.

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Topics: Sex, Tennis

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