Pictures posted on the internet showing the vagina of Britain's Got Talent superstar Susan Boyle, have largely been ignored by fans, it's been reported.
The photos, showing a dry, hairy, grey clam with myriad folds of flabby white skin, have drawn only a handful of hits since they were posted on YouTube six weeks ago.
Boyle, who says she doesn't know where the pictures came from, or, in fact, if they are genuine, won't be having them removed in a hurry. The Scottish singing sensation, who finished second in the talent show, told us:
"Och, hen! Any pubicity is good pubicity!"