Britains High Court - O.K. to Send Migrants to Rwanda - Spokesman Says - a 'Tropical Paradise'

Funny story written by UncleDale

Monday, 19 December 2022

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Leaving on a jet plane. I'll be back in 6 months to try again.

CCN reported recently that the British High Court legally approved Rishi’s (and Braverman's) right to send illegal migrants to the Central African country of Rwanda.

Rishi is going to give $120 Million Pounds of taxpayer money (a huge sum) to Rwanda - take care of Migrants for 5 years. (Money that could have been spent in England to help the Economy.)

In the Court papers - the British Government claimed this is just temporary policy - while Migrant cases were pending - and will be basically a Holiday for the Migrants.

Rwanda is 100% Black and has constant bloody conflict between the Hutus and Tutsis. Will they really Like poor White migrants with no money? And - they All speak a Swahili Type language.

(Good luck learning that.)

The Government Spokesman said - said 'it's a pretty tropical country and they will be basically having an extended vacation at British expense' - (After criticism that it was a Death Sentence for many migrants).

A Spokesman for the migrants said - 'why not just send us to Devil's island and get it over with?'

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