Britain to Send Illegal Boat Immigrants to Vacation in Beautiful Rwanda

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 5 March 2023

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Prime minister Rishi - whose parents were immigrants - doesn't have any sympathy for more immigrants coming to England from France.

(Immigrants boating from France to England has become a major industry - 28,000 last year alone.)

Using a Liz Truss idea - he is going to intercept all illegal immigrants boats and immediately send these people to beautiful, tropical Rwanda for vacations - at British expense.

He is giving the Rwanda government millions of pound$ to house these immigrants in resorts - (but will never check the housing).

The immigrants will be in resort towns - and entertained by the rival Tutsi and Hutu tribes - as they will be between the two groups.

There they can luxuriously while away their time leaning Swahili - waiting years for their immigrant papers to be processed in Britain.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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