Why Are All the Illegal Immigrant Boats to England Coming from France? Money?

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 28 February 2023

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Well, you might be, but I'm not.

Last year 28,000 illegal immigrants came to France and took an illegal boat trip from a French harbor to England.

None of the French Harbor authorities saw anything.

It's normal in France to see 30 - 50 Foreign people packed in a small boat and leave a French harbor - for a day's sight seeing.

Hardly any boats came from the Netherlands and Denmark - (also near Britain by boat).

France apparently has a new Growth Industry.

Do the French hate the English that much?

England and America saved French Ass in World War I and Two - maybe there is long standing resentment at that.

Or there is a lot of Money to be made in providing boats, gasoline and supplies for 28, 000 illegal immigrants going to England - (and no penalties).

The French could crack down on illegal immigrants and their 'Tour Guides' - but apparently do not.

And the illegals don't want to stray in lousy France - with its cheap immigrant benefits.

So, France looks the other Way - and 28, 000 illegals get their boat trip to Britain and to cause problems once there.

C’est La Vie.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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